Mailing the Package

a term used after having sex with a woman

Oh sorry Brian I was too busy mailing the package

by PowerOf1000Chins July 12, 2019

South African Care Package

Someone shits,pisses, and jizzes in a bottle. After that you empty the infested bottle on someone's face.

If you fall asleep first expect a South African Care Package

by PoonSlayer_8--- March 9, 2014

garbage package

The most disgusting, uninteresting thing you've ever seen, tried, or tasted. The easiest way to let people know you're not about to try something again.

Man, the lingo these kids use nowadays is straight garbage package, fam.

by CaptainCoolArrow February 3, 2023

package shot

when someone takes a photo of your dick but with pants above.

1: Dude what's that?
2: It's my package shot!

by TheRealPoggers March 8, 2020

Package Anime

When someone writes a whole chronicle of the whereabouts of a package their expecting, regardless of their peer's willingness to know.

Karen's released another episode of her package anime. Why did we let her in the group chat? I don't want to know every movement of the buttplugs she ordered!

by Lambda_BM December 27, 2020

Weiner package

The package of junk that hang's between a man's legs.

Sol was confused, he had everything twisted up like a little weiner package.

by ride6red June 1, 2009

Package Boy

Obviously Neil's preferred name <333

" Awww what a cute lil package boy!! "
" STOP IT!!- "

by someonesdaughterisusingthislol February 20, 2022