by Youngbullhype October 12, 2013
A Top Red is a Manchester United fan who thinks his opinion is above everyone else. They usually are Youth Fanatics and don't want to buy any player unless they're British. They also blindly back Ole and will call you a plastic if you give him the slightest bit of criticism. They usually hate foreign players like Pogba and Martial calling them "lazy" and saying they don't fight for the badge but will call anyone plastic for criticising Dan James or Maguire.
Normal Fan: Ole has been poor tactically again today. We should be winning this game.
Top Red: Shut it you plastic bet you have never been to a game in your life. Rome wasn't built in one day.
Top Red: Shut it you plastic bet you have never been to a game in your life. Rome wasn't built in one day.
by Non clueless United fan February 14, 2021
by dr.drea3000 January 16, 2019
by M@ress October 22, 2008
by EAPOE April 29, 2014
When a girl with large boobs and overall small body size make it seem as if she could fall forward at any given moment or with the slightest push in the forward direction.
Like when an SUV is top-heavy and could topple over much more easily than a lower roofed car.
Like when an SUV is top-heavy and could topple over much more easily than a lower roofed car.
When a short girl weighs more than the average because of her large breasts in proportion to her smaller body size. This makes it seems as if her boobs are too big for her body.
"Whoa, did you see that top heavy girl? She could fall over any minute now with boobs that big!"
"Whoa, did you see that top heavy girl? She could fall over any minute now with boobs that big!"
by DANTE20XX May 08, 2008