Porky Pies

Noun. porky pie (plural porky pies) (Cockney rhyming slang, chiefly in the plural) Lie (false statement).

Jason: I met Santa-Satan
KASON: NO WAYYYY!!!
BlaySon: no u didn’t he die
Jason: oh
EveryOne: PORKY PIE PORKY PIEs DIE DIE DIE

by Α January 20, 2022

Pi Poop

Mean or shitty statements uttered at the number π by other constants, or by some real and imaginary numbers, that are numerically or symbolically envious or jealous of her popularity or fame in many branches of mathematics.

“Pi is a chameleon that changes its value according to the situation she is in to appear ever useful.” or “π is an overrated irrational number that has bedeviled so many vain mathematicians, who have spent much of their working lives misusing obscene amounts of computer power to reveal as many digits of hers as possible.” or “Pi wants to be selfishly associated with the circle, which is arguably the most beautiful curve in mathematics.” Are these rantings mere pi poop to discredit the most beloved constant in mathematics?

by MathPlus October 9, 2021

Masked by Pi

When a formula looks more complex than it is because it contains the constant π, whose sight or sound often frightens those who suffer from math anxiety.

Guesstimate how many mature students worldwide are reluctant to sign up for short math or statistics courses to upgrade themselves, because they are masked by pi.

by Fasters January 15, 2022

Pi of Life

When mathematics can not only help someone to be logical and rational, but it can also help them to be humble, gracious, resilient, joyful, and happy—they can experience the hidden happiness of mathematics and the good life.

If mathematics is the key to understanding the workings of the universe, schools and teachers play a key role in ensuring that students are exposed to the pi of life—when they can experience joy and happiness through math.

by MathPlus January 9, 2019

ocu-pied

What the Papa John's Pizza employee yells
when you walk in on him in the bathroom cause he forgot to lock the door. He is naked and his clothes are in piled in the corner.

When his mom walked in the bathroom and caught him beating off, he yelled
ocu-pie-d, ocu-pie-d

by ocu-pie May 4, 2003

Pi in the Sky

When the value of the mathematical pi is exactly three, which can be inferred from two verses in the Bible (1 Kings 7:23 and 2 Chronicles 4:2)—the “biblical pi” contradicts the mathematicians’ value, which is about 3.14 or 22/7.

How does one reconcile the value of pi in the sky with the irrational value of pi on earth? Could theologians or theomaticians explain the missing “0.14” bit to the mathematical brethren?

by MathPlus October 17, 2018

San pi

Japanese word for menajatwa (2-on-1)

Myself, your mom, and your sister had a San pi.

by Sean November 10, 2003