glock

i thought it meant dick lmao

she likes to suck on my glock

by mimi666 January 29, 2020

Glock Derangement Syndrome

A condition where someone will own a competitor to a Glock (example being the Sig Sauer ball destroyer) and constantly yap about how it’s “so much better than a Glock”, yet Glock still lives rent free in their head

“Bro my P320 is so much better than a Glock”

“Mf you got Glock Derangement Syndrome”

by everythingelseistakenbruhh September 28, 2025

Lauren Ash Is Johnny Glocks To Johnny Pistol To Johnny WhistleBlower Ash Lauren

Lauren Ash Is Johnny Glocks To Johnny Pistol To Johnny WhistleBlower Ash Lauren

Lauren Ash Is Johnny Glocks To Johnny Pistol To Johnny WhistleBlower Ash Lauren

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025

Glock model

The definition of a Glock model is that you always post weapons but different versions of guns

Bro he is a Glock model all he do is post guns

by Lil Jacob December 3, 2022

glock sucker

When you are suckered in to thinkIng Glock is the only good pistol .

Everyone else has their Walthers but Mike still carries his Glock . I know a Glock sucker when I see one

by Biggest poppa October 4, 2021

what the glock

When you see a black dumbass ni66a

*sees 17stixks on the street* “What the glock!”

by The realest non cappah August 3, 2024

glock 13

ur so lonely that you decide to hove ur dick in a glock because you have no girl

i love the glock 13

by Flightpass November 20, 2024