noah

the bitch who acts nice until u break his heart

kate: yooo remember jake the so called sweet kid everyone loves ?

stacy: ya the one u had a thing with ?

kate: ya his such a fucken NOAH!!!!

by muahahahahha February 12, 2019

Noah

The straightest coolest sexiest smartest funniest guy with a big ass and a massive dick. Coolest guy at every party. Much cooler than james

Emily: Noah is so fit oh my gosh i want to have sex with him

James : yeah i do too because i like men

by grizzlynoah9 November 6, 2020

Noah

Noah is the coolest person you'll ever meet. He's funny, handsome, entertaining, sporty and smart.

Noah has all the girls and can be a great friend.

Noah was at the party.

by makskekr September 2, 2018

Noah

Is a simp

Noah is a simp

by anonymous November 14, 2020

Noahed

You know there is no redemption when Noah has unleashed his pro roasts on you

"What happened to Fred?"

"He got Noahed man."

by Lit as a mother fucker July 1, 2017

Noah

Noah is a sweet guy he will always have you back he is handsome and funny any girl who dates him is lucky. Noah is the type of guy who will understand you even when you don’t understand yourself. Noah can be emotional at times. If you date a Noah and y’all break up you’ll regret it. His hair and smile and and laugh and personality will just make you want him forever if you have a noah keep him and don’t let him go

Damn you dating noah?

Yeah I’m so happy he’s so nice

by 6624feelings October 2, 2018

Noah

Noah is the hottest, most ATTRACTIVE person you will ever meet. He is good at any sport he plays and any instrument that he plays. Every girl wants to be with him. He is not easy to fall in love, but whe he does... its permanent

GIRL 1: I really like Noah

GIRL 2: He is so Hot, smart and kind

by WelpISuck December 13, 2019