"My employer put Badgers Arse Bog Roll in the Bogs at work and that stuff is so coarse it was like running a cheese-grater over me nick!"
by jayateabug March 1, 2008
Get the Nickmug. Nick has the smallest penis, and cannot cum or jizz.
His nickname is NJ (No Jizz). he is terrible at picking up cunts.
His nickname is NJ (No Jizz). he is terrible at picking up cunts.
by Intencefence. August 16, 2011
Get the Nickmug. The biggest idiot ever to walk the earth. Sucks at everything he does and should have a reality check.
by mgoblue17 December 17, 2013
Get the Nickmug. The hottest man to ever walk on this earth. Always connected with the last name Jonas. A sex god, the epitome of perfection. One who has brown perfect curls that match perfectly with his brown eyes. His flawless face makes your heart melt. His style, what ever guy should strive to look like. One who likes marry girls named Natasha. Nicks are also are very kinky, and once their purity ring is gone (after marriage with Natasha) they fuck the shit out of her. They are also very smart and extremely musically talented. An awesome song writer and lyrical genius. He also tends to be very athletic and caring. Is a beast at Life. Nick, the definition on perfection.
by la ksdhga March 21, 2009
Get the Nickmug. A funny ass, attractive youtuber/ dancer that enjoys long walks to the fridge and hours
of Netflix. He is the sweetest person you will meet and enjoys reenacting spring
breakers with his church group. He likes to turn up with Kylie Jenner and puts
on for his city like young jeezy. #tuesdays
of Netflix. He is the sweetest person you will meet and enjoys reenacting spring
breakers with his church group. He likes to turn up with Kylie Jenner and puts
on for his city like young jeezy. #tuesdays
Person 1: Damn you heard about Nick?
Person 2: Oh the funny ass youtuber?
Person 1: Yea man I heard he puts on for his city like young jeezy
Person 2: Damn I need to find me a Nick.
Person 2: Oh the funny ass youtuber?
Person 1: Yea man I heard he puts on for his city like young jeezy
Person 2: Damn I need to find me a Nick.
by Nick'sFanPage February 11, 2014
Get the Nickmug. by BasketballLove August 23, 2011
Get the Nickmug. 1. Guy who thinks hes awesome, but really only plays Guitar for gay sex with men.
2. Guy who sells coke, for money because the only other money he earns is what Antoni pays him to have sex with him.
3. A poofta.
2. Guy who sells coke, for money because the only other money he earns is what Antoni pays him to have sex with him.
3. A poofta.
1. Nick: "Man im so awesome with this guitar, I hope men will have sex with me.
2. Nick: "Gee if I didn't sell coke the only way I'd earn money is by gay sex with Antoni.
3. Random: "Man that Nick guy is gay.
2. Nick: "Gee if I didn't sell coke the only way I'd earn money is by gay sex with Antoni.
3. Random: "Man that Nick guy is gay.
by Teh Batman October 16, 2008
Get the Nickmug.