emotionally nearsighted

When you let in-the-moment emotions drive your decisions because you only see how good they are for you in the short term, not how much they will likely fuck you over in the long term.

She is so emotionally nearsighted that marrying "Mr. Right Now" seemed like a better decision than waiting for "Mr. Right."

by rollercoasterbaby October 17, 2015

caught nerding

When a friend or acquaintance makes a reference to a widely known fantasy, or otherwise nerdy realm, and it just doesn’t hit.

Josh: This ain’t no pumpkin juice, but it kinda slaps.

Pete: What the fuck?
Josh: Harry Potter?
Pete: Bro, you just got caught nerding.

by CactusInAHat April 20, 2024

caught nerding

When a friend or acquaintance makes a reference to a widely known fantasy, or otherwise nerdy realm, and it just doesn’t hit.

Josh: This ain’t no pumpkin juice, but it kinda slaps.

Pete: What the fuck?
Josh: Harry Potter?
Pete: Bro, you just got caught nerding.

by CactusInAHat April 20, 2024

caught nerding

When a friend or acquaintance makes a reference to a widely known fantasy, or otherwise nerdy realm, and it just doesn’t hit.

Josh: This ain’t no pumpkin juice, but it kinda slaps.

Pete: What the fuck?
Josh: Harry Potter?
Pete: Bro, you just got caught nerding.

by CactusInAHat April 20, 2024

caught nerding

When a friend or acquaintance makes a reference to a widely known fantasy, or otherwise nerdy realm, and it just doesn’t hit.

Josh: This ain’t no pumpkin juice, but it kinda slaps.

Pete: What the fuck?
Josh: Harry Potter?
Pete: Bro, you just got caught nerding.

by CactusInAHat April 20, 2024

Buffing and Nerfing

the act of speeding up during intercourse,only to slow down after a few seconds.this can be repeated until ejaculation

"how was sex yesterday?"
"he kept buffing and nerfing"

by You_make_sense August 1, 2016