Big Dawg Ned

Someone who is a sick cunt and has a shitting playlist on Spotify.

Person 1: yooo did u listen to the shitting playlist!
Person 2: Hell yeah Big Dawg Ned!!!
Person 1: Whoops I accidentally shit myself!
Person 2: np, just listen to the shitting playlist while you clean yourself up!

by John Wock August 21, 2022

Ned's Dump

A technical term used in software development, meaning to dump the most recent data in a set.

Q: Dude, did you get Ned's Dump for that report?
A: No, but I have Ned's Dump ready for your face!

by zlarky December 4, 2010

Ned Bayou

Ned Bayou our favourite boi. He usually is know for sipping on straight chlorine and bouncing (man) and is usually found hanging our with a singer who is very emo.

"Ned Bayou, come too the house man I'll let my old lady know"

by LazyPatti April 26, 2023

Ned

King of SEX. And peter parkers best bud. Solos the whole marvel universe and every other universe.

"That dude Ned stole my girl!!"

by Pee pee man the manuck April 1, 2022

Wet Ned

The ineffectual yet heroic attempt to shove ones penis head into the nostril of one's partner whilst in the act of fellatio.

Felicity was surprised when John attempted to give her a Wet Ned

by Lil pierre December 4, 2015

Ned

Ned is a person who is the most sweetest kindest and handsomest person

Wow it’s Ned

by Urnanzarehot June 7, 2022

ned

neds are gang members but are youths and not as hard. they blast loud edm music. they'll fight anyone but the minute the polis come they cry. most come from the glasgow area but smaller populations have been observed in falkirk and edinburgh.

*loud edm music*
oh shit neds

by I fucking hate prince harry December 21, 2023