noah

noah is NOT tall... he got zero bitches, he plays roblox all fucking day... get a life noah please

noah: did u see the new roblox skin
kid: bro wtf
noah: its a flying chicken... i got 200 xp
kid: did i ask
noah: yea i like that roblox game called "did i ask"
kid: BRUH WTF
noah: do u wanna play some roblox with me... i dont have freinds
kid: oh hell naw, bye

by noah is kinda weird September 4, 2023

Noah

a cool funny person who is always down to have fun. he may not be the hottest guy but girls still find them selves in love with his loving ways. he makes people hard in a good way and he has a way with his friends that is special because he is sped in the head

Noah is not gay but aben is

by oof_man27 December 11, 2019

Noah

The penis head of a snake

Oh that Noah really stretched my ass last night!

by yeetyeettimetobeatmykids April 16, 2019

Noah

Noah is the best guy ever. He's a specialist when comes to the ladies. He's known for getting rejected once or twice but the girls that reject him always regret their decision later. But 99% of girls would never take the risk of rejecting him. He's amazingly good looking and also extremely smart and amazing at sports.

Noah is amazing

by Cjsnf March 4, 2019

Noah

Noah can summon the Indian Gods At 3AM

Person1: What is that sound coming from the basement at 3AM?

Person2: It’s just Noah summoning the Indian Gods

by TheRevenge3738 August 20, 2022

Noah

Genuine crackhead energy and gives himself waves which look fucking horrendous but still a g

Noah stop banging out fortnite, you crackhead

by Manemijeff May 13, 2020

Noahed

You know there is no redemption when Noah has unleashed his pro roasts on you

"What happened to Fred?"

"He got Noahed man."

by Lit as a mother fucker July 1, 2017