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Noah

Oh that Noah really stretched my ass last night!
by yeetyeettimetobeatmykids April 16, 2019
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Noah

Noah is the best guy ever. He's a specialist when comes to the ladies. He's known for getting rejected once or twice but the girls that reject him always regret their decision later. But 99% of girls would never take the risk of rejecting him. He's amazingly good looking and also extremely smart and amazing at sports.
Noah is amazing
by Cjsnf March 4, 2019
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Noah

Noah can summon the Indian Gods At 3AM
Person1: What is that sound coming from the basement at 3AM?

Person2: It’s just Noah summoning the Indian Gods
by TheRevenge3738 August 20, 2022
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Noah

Noah is God.
by noahfgodard June 27, 2021
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noah

noah is NOT tall... he got zero bitches, he plays roblox all fucking day... get a life noah please
noah: did u see the new roblox skin
kid: bro wtf
noah: its a flying chicken... i got 200 xp
kid: did i ask
noah: yea i like that roblox game called "did i ask"
kid: BRUH WTF
noah: do u wanna play some roblox with me... i dont have freinds
kid: oh hell naw, bye
by noah is kinda weird September 4, 2023
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Noah

a cool funny person who is always down to have fun. he may not be the hottest guy but girls still find them selves in love with his loving ways. he makes people hard in a good way and he has a way with his friends that is special because he is sped in the head
Noah is not gay but aben is
by oof_man27 December 11, 2019
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Noah

Noah is a different sort of human who unlike most, has many different qualities. He may not be the brightest guy in the room but he will make sure to act a dumb as possible to attract any people that he may call his friends. The one thing he is good at though is the sport of basketball. No just kidding he is actually bad at everything he tries at. Girls he may find attractive are short and stubby and usually look like men.
"Stop being a Noah and start putting the basketball in the hoop."
"Don't be like Noah and try to act mature."
by schnogzzboggz September 25, 2018
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