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one month stand

when you see someone for couple of weeks or months, and when turns out that the person is really into you, you realize you have absolutely no feelings for her/him. the one gets a broken heart and you get an enemy. involves terrible moral hangover and everybody thinking you as an idiot.
"I had a one month stand with this girl and now her friends keep bugging me telling me how awful person I am."
by plaoto July 13, 2009
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three month rule

The unwritten law in World Wrestling Entertainment (a.k.a.) that states that any storyline that happened more than three months ago never actually happened. The term was coined because Vince McMahon (WWE owner) enjoys insulting the intelligence of his fans by - for example - teaming two wrestlers who as recently as several weeks ago were attempting to kill one another in the context of the storyline.
Guy #1: Last November at the Survivor Series, Steve Austin tried to kill Triple H by having a machine lift the car he was in and drop it to the ground...and a year before that, Triple H had Austin run down by a car...and now they're teaming with each other? What's up with that?

Guy #2: It's the three month rule, dude. It never happened.

Guy #1: Oh yeah. Why does Vince insult our intelligence like this? We're not stupid.

Guy #2: I don't know, dude...I don't know.
by jasonisjericho May 30, 2006
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Slap ass month

Guys can slap ANY girl’s ass without getting in trouble😈
JAKE WTF”, “WHY WOULD YOU SLAP MY ASS
“Its slap ass month
by DEFINITIONYES October 3, 2021
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Slap ass month

Something boys say so they can get the pass to touch a girls ass
Jake: Hey imma slap jennys ass

Viví: wtf u cant do that

Jake: yes I Can it’s slap ass month
by Reallassbixh October 5, 2019
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Lap sitting month

For the whole month of November girls have to sit on guys laps whether it's in a car on a train or even a school bus they have to sit on the boys lap or the boy can sit on the girls lap
Me: hey Sarah come here

Sarah: why
Me: it's lap sitting month

Satah: oh fineeeee
by Ehauxjdbdh October 2, 2019
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manly month of march

Also known as "Manly March". No shaving and no haircuts for participating men.
The manly month of march. The time to grow a beard.
by Mitch47 March 13, 2014
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suicide awareness month

hey!! it's september :) you know what that means, suicide awareness month! not no simp september, that is not valid at all. i am proud of all of you that are still alive to this day, please do not do it, there's people that love you and need you <3 mwah
hi <3 it's suicide awareness month, hope you're doing well and don't give up!!
by justabeeezzz September 1, 2021
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