Monkey Fuck

when a cigarette is lit from another cigarette by putting the lit cigarette to the non-lit one and inhaling the non-lit cigarette

dude 1: can't find my lighter dude. can I monkey fuck your cig?

dude 2: go ahead

by ILoveChicken420 June 2, 2015

many a monkey

Term that describes a large quantity of monkeys.

Wow, that zoo had many a monkey!

by Spraybottlesnowmen August 24, 2010

monkey in the bush

What Miss Swan refers to gay or homosexual things.

Miss Swan: Ohhh!, Now I get it. This is a Monkey in the Bush bar. Hello, boys!
Boys: Hi, Miss Swan!
Miss Swan: I think it's great you all have each other, I just wish there was someone for me!

by Paul6293 December 10, 2006

cooter monkey

Evil creatures that live in girls' underpants.

That girl is dirty. She has cooter monkeys.

by Momanon November 11, 2004

Zombie Monkey

When a movie has an extra bit at the end after the credits.
Named after the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie, (spoiler) when the monkey 'Jack' took a coin from the cursed chest at the very end of the credits.

Make sure to stay after the credits of that new movie, there's a zombie monkey you won't want to miss.

by AEHelephant July 6, 2011

Happy Monkey

An alternate personal greeting of the Christmas Holiday Season for atheists. It originated on December 18, 2008 on the science blog, Pharyngula. The blogger, PZ Myers, received an email in which the writer referred to evolutionists and atheists as worshiping Charles Darwin as a god, and proceeded to say, "Until then, happy monkey! (or what ever non Christmas evolution people say)".

We wish you a Happy Monkey, and a Happy New Year.

by NewfieAtheist December 22, 2008

Monkey Barrel

Surgically removing the top of a beer can (preferably a Natty Ice) with a can opener so an individual will be able to expose themself to maximum beer chugging capability.

Male 1: I don't have the steady hands or the technology to chug this beer.

Male 2: Don't be a vagine, get a can opener and turn that can into a monkey barrel.

by Dikembe Fratumbo January 26, 2011