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Mong

Sorry about blane, he’s just a mong’
by Cumlord420 February 8, 2019
mugGet the Mongmug.

Cock Mong

A cock mong is a person who loves cock and is identified as a mong
Boi 1: Bro, My friend Curtis is being such a little Cock Mong.
Boi 2: No way, my mum is such a cock mong as well.
by splashhhey November 23, 2019
mugGet the Cock Mongmug.

Mong

People who are British or have the name
Hugh and Gus you are such mongs
mugGet the Mongmug.

Monged outta my Tush

When you are in a retarded mood from drink and/or drugs
Hey man my sheets are suppose to be white not brown
shitty pants" Ya that was last night I was monged outta my Tush.
by Simon galaxy November 21, 2014
mugGet the Monged outta my Tushmug.

Dirty Mong

When someone is a dirty mong, they are known for living in tents and having very hairy posterior dimensions along with being very bad at video games due to their low IQ.
Dirty mongs are compulsive liars and love to make up lies about their friends and fake scenarios which never happened.
Coby: "Have you heard Dylan finally got his new drone and sniffing salts?!"

Me: "Ugh that dirty mong is at it again, don't believe any of his filthy lies, the dirty tent inhabitant"

Dylan: "When I was 4 years old I fell off a mountain while me and my uncle were hunting for wolves after we finished watching the local sumo wrestling tournament"
Everyone: "Shut up you dirty honking mong you're so annoying lad fuck me"
by Parker Parker January 23, 2023
mugGet the Dirty Mongmug.

mong peng

Mong peng is a Cantonese word and is often use to describe someone who is blur and stupid.
Nei dong Ngor hei Mong peng? You think I'm stupid?
by H.A.CM March 11, 2014
mugGet the mong pengmug.

Mong

by Chloexxx12345667 September 20, 2020
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