momo

a creepy ass sculpture in japan that freaks everyone out

Elijah: did you see what happen on the news?
Mary: no was it MOMO again?
Elijah:yup

by skkkkksks March 4, 2019

Momo

some japanese statue that calls you and tells you to hurt yourself or it will kill kids and also exists so that OMG I CALLED MOMO AT 3AM HE MOLESTERED MY DOG OMG *GONE WRONG* can exist

momo

by #ricky March 3, 2019

Momo

A ugly skinny faced pice of shit that puts her jucies on u while u sleep at night

Momo going to nut on u momo's going to nut on u

by Jaqwannb March 6, 2019

momo headass

a girl her name is Valery. all F's, cusses out teachers, killer eye bags , has no friends, thinks she know how to fight but she doesn't and won't stop talking shit even after getting her ass beat. same shoe size and her mother. brings ramen noodles to school and eats them out of a bottles used for the gym. for p.e she wears a lifeguard t-shirt. has the shortest hair EVER but says its past her chest. her hair also looks like dried noodles. she beats the shit out of boys in her classes because they are "scared" of her. tells the english teacher to suck a d*ck and the history teacher that she isn't afraid of him. gets a referral everyday. doesn't wear socks nor tie her shoes. she also looks like a guinea pig. she tells people they smell like ass. lastly she thinks everyone is laughing with her when she cusses out people but we'er really laugh at her because she looks like a stupid b**ch .

valery be talkin shit

which valery, momo headass?
yes, ima bout to beat the shit outta her

by soooskinnyimfat November 21, 2019

momo

a stupid person

your a momo

by Joker6669 October 23, 2020

momo

momo is a weird poodle looking beta that is bad at many things, for example momo wouldn't be able to pull any girls rather he would pull men. momo also has a growing hunger to argue about dumb shit, but other than all that momo is in his own ways intelligent

(thats such a "momo" thing your doing man)
(STFU "momo"

by Zmoney#7258 January 4, 2022

Xjie Momo

Xjie Momo is the most SKINNIEST!!! Person shes jiafeis sister and her best friend they both attend possay high

Person 1: OMGGG !!! IS THAT XJIE MOMO JIAFEIS SISTER?!?!
Person 2: ya it is!! but jiafei is better..
Person 1: well shes more skiny! but jiafei deffinently has the better products!!
Person 2: i agree her cvm fixer product is sooo good

by Xjie December 25, 2021