A heroic former(?) dope fiend with blondish hair of various lengths who lunges about in the north kentville area of kajackastan sometimes a carrying a large knife. This has sometimes caused him to be also named the king of norway, and a thrower of cabbage. (usually well aimed). Spends his days searching for sea manatees and wilderbeasts to slaughter opps i mean laughter. Has a distain for hygiene and proudly states that he has never once washed his hair. However he magically smells great regardless.
anthony:look at that sexy ethan mitchell with the enormous blood stained knife!
margo:he smells so good!
anthony:those sea manatees and wilderbeasts better watch out!
margo:can we patent that smell?
margo:he smells so good!
anthony:those sea manatees and wilderbeasts better watch out!
margo:can we patent that smell?
by psychomary June 14, 2011

A person that tends to think adoption isn't real when he clearly knows his nephew is.
Also a person with 12 pubes with crabs.
Tiny penis.
No friends.
Also a person with 12 pubes with crabs.
Tiny penis.
No friends.
by zzZJ A K E YZzz December 5, 2011

One who has a small penis. Loves seth penis in his mouth, ear, nose, penis, and between his arm and leg. Has a Fetish for monkeys in nazi zombies. Has been to every base between 5 and 100. Likes making loud orgasm noises in his sleep.
by Bobby Lee1234 August 21, 2009

Maddi is the grooviest, coolest, wooliest and swaggy raggy person you will ever meet ever in your life. She is super based and you should always trust her opinions because she is always right. If anyone is ever disagrees with Maddi they are wrong no matter what it's about >:(
"Yo did you see Maddison Mitchell over there haw haw"
"uh stfu Darren, Maddi is amazing"
"I wasn't making fun of her, I'm trying to rizz her up"
"uh stfu Darren, Maddi is amazing"
"I wasn't making fun of her, I'm trying to rizz her up"
by P R N C S S L H G June 8, 2023

by Tonyhawkproskater7 April 10, 2019

When you do a project for a foreign language class the morning it is due and don't prepare the speaking part at all but still get an A on it.
I pulled a mitchell on that French project that I presented today. I can't believe it worked!
How often do you pull a Mitchell?
I swear, pulling a Mitchell works every time for me. It's a lot better than doing it a few days before hand.... Preparation for weaks!
How often do you pull a Mitchell?
I swear, pulling a Mitchell works every time for me. It's a lot better than doing it a few days before hand.... Preparation for weaks!
by Tea Quiblaugh January 14, 2015

Sophie and Mitchell are a pair of two who are scared to admit how they feel.
Sophie fears her desire for Mitchell aren’t fate at all, but rather a phase that’s lasted (lasting) for years.
Mitchell is shy about his feelings and scared to let them show. Possibly feels a sort of fear towards something serious with Sophie, possibly from a bad past relationship and purely intimidated.
You may call every night and talk at school. Everyone else knows you like each other, but you don’t know you both like each other.
Both are the pair you ship in a T.V. Show that don’t get together until the finale. It’s fate for the both of you. Just let it happen. Open up to each other, it’ll be alright.
Sophie fears her desire for Mitchell aren’t fate at all, but rather a phase that’s lasted (lasting) for years.
Mitchell is shy about his feelings and scared to let them show. Possibly feels a sort of fear towards something serious with Sophie, possibly from a bad past relationship and purely intimidated.
You may call every night and talk at school. Everyone else knows you like each other, but you don’t know you both like each other.
Both are the pair you ship in a T.V. Show that don’t get together until the finale. It’s fate for the both of you. Just let it happen. Open up to each other, it’ll be alright.
Sophie and Mitchell example
Person 1: “you know so much about him already, you’re practically dating”
Sophie: “But I’m scared he’s gonna deny me, plus he’s going through a tough time”
Person 2: “Why don’t you get together. Admit how you feel”
Mitchell: “I can’t right now. Not until I know she likes me back”
Person 1: “you know so much about him already, you’re practically dating”
Sophie: “But I’m scared he’s gonna deny me, plus he’s going through a tough time”
Person 2: “Why don’t you get together. Admit how you feel”
Mitchell: “I can’t right now. Not until I know she likes me back”
by You know I’m right ;) October 1, 2021
