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baptist mimosa

A virgin mimosa made with orange juice and sprite due to the fact that Baptist, particularly Southern Baptist, don't drink alcohol.
Paula: Did you see them drinking Mimosas at the First Baptist Women's Missionary Society fund raiser!!!!

Peggy Sue: Don't be silly they where baptist Mimosas No ALCOHOL!!!
by Avicenna the Wise December 22, 2024
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Creamy Mimosa

When someone receives a cream pie before meeting friends for brunch.
Dude, why is your girl so friendly today?

I gave her the ol' creamy mimosa. I came inside and bought her alcohol
by OldR3dHat September 8, 2025
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dr miaoyuanjianyuanbao

a snowman known for being a simp for janet in brawl stars, being slightly addicted to hoplite battle royale, and thinking he's slick and cool with his e-girl discord profile. you might find 21 ferns
dr miaoyuanjianyuanbao - Senior Energy Efficiency Consultant & Sustainability Strategist for Interconnected Geographies of Global Energy Production, Distribution, Consumption, and Environmental Impact, Considering Renewable and Non-Renewable Resources at the Central China Normal University for Higher Education (Human Society and its Environment)
by Trusted Guy July 8, 2025
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Operation Meow Miaou

An operation conducted by several soldiers from Gatineau to save their friend from the horrors of e-dating.
"My friend is staying in Minneapolis to see his girl, we need to activate Operation Meow Miaou right away!"
by Slummzyy July 19, 2022
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National Chris Miao Day

During this day, we celebrate the CMan320, for his valor in the most righteous battles of War Thunder. People can celebrate by playing War Thunder instead of doing any homework as a sacrifice for the years of missing assignments TheCMan320 made to play with Zackaroni. This Holiday is mainly celebrated by the people of North Carolina, Panther fans more specifically.
I'm going to fail all my classes in celebration of National Chris Miao Day this year. Maybe I'll even get the Wirbelwind.
by Migieus October 12, 2022
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Las Vegas Mimosa

To get around open container laws in Las Vegas but filling half your cup with beer and topping it off with Monster to hide the beer.
The cops were on my six so I made a Las Vegas Mimosa and scathed by undetected.
by PorkPotSticker December 3, 2025
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