Mcdonalds

A place with very fat kids and very skinny kids, but no in between.

The fat kids are fat because they eat there all the time.

The skinny kids go there to gain weight, but their high metabolisms prevent that, but they still are addicted to the food.

Mcdonalds sure has a lot of skinny kids today. Must be national malnutrition day.

by porn addiction May 11, 2010

McDonalds

A corp started up by someone with a good idea and obviously good marketing skills. Serving sub-standard but cheap snack food :)

Normally found 5 minutes from wherever you are

"man im hungry, might get a cheeseburger to tide me through til din dins" :D~

by Brenno July 24, 2003

McDonalds

A restaraunt establishment that feeds over 9% of the entire world EVERY DAY and owns more land, 2nd only to the Catholic church, than anyone else around the world... I guess that's so much for people hating McDonald's (or America for that matter).

Most people pretend to hate McDonald's but apparently not their fries, burgers or sundaes.

by Tony S July 8, 2003

mcdonalds

Shit in a bag. Cooked with complements from the 15 year old dropout chef who cant spell his own name.

mcdonalds staff - "What do you want?"

you - "Ahh, can i get a shit burger, extra spit. Oh yeah, no pickle."

by iliveinmtdruitt August 4, 2010

McDonalds

where you'll work in the future.

hi, I work at McDonalds.

by Walking Catfish October 2, 2016

McDonalds

The closest thing to a friendly suicide booth in the world today.

Me: let eat at McDonalds!

My Friend: i always wanted to have a heart attack!

Me: Let's go!

by fearthemoo December 24, 2010

McDonalds

A stinking cess pool of a restaraunt in which you would be hard-pressed to not find at least one of these places within a 5-mile radius in an area with at least moderate population density. Although most people who eat there admit the food is bad for you, these people have a strange sort of addiction to going there; it's effects are very similar to cigarettes. Part of what makes McDonald's so appealing is that their food is generally cheaper than it is at any restaraunt whose food wont give diarrhea with ingestion. Because of this, McDonald's has great appeal to people with low incomes. They like to single out minorities in their commercials because minorities stereotypically have low incomes. McDonald's may in fact have an evil scheme going in which they will render the poor extremely unfit, thereby making their chances of catching a big break even slimmer. It's no conincidence that both healthy and wealthy rhyme.

I paid 99 cents for a cheeseburger at McDonalds because I'm a stupid bargain hunter who doesn't understand the concept of "bang for your buck."

by Jakneute April 18, 2006