Q: This guy hit me up last night, trying to be so hot and shit.
E: Was it Matt?
Q: How'd you know?
E: Ah he hits up any girl he can lmaoo.
E: Was it Matt?
Q: How'd you know?
E: Ah he hits up any girl he can lmaoo.
by TheEmployee December 11, 2019

by littlepp22 January 23, 2019

so stupid theres no word for it he does things like dumps out a bottle of water on the carpet for no reason and laughs about. No common sense, probably not gonna pass elementry school.
by HI SISTER JAMES AND IAN HERE December 5, 2018

Matt is a little bitch. He somehow has a girlfriend, and we don't know how, either. He's the male equivalent of a basic bitch- wimpy, whiny, and jumps on every trend.
"Fuck Matt, he just went to Starbucks without me!!!1"
"That guy is SUCH a matt. He can barely hold a football, let alone drop punt it.
"That guy is SUCH a matt. He can barely hold a football, let alone drop punt it.
by Getwokescully June 29, 2018
