Chaos Magnet

A person who attracts a large amount of chaos into his or her life.

John: I don't know if I can take it any longer -- her life is just one debacle after another. If it's not her car breaking down, it's her losing her phone charger, or overdrawing her account, or getting locked out of her house. What is the deal?

Jack: I hear you -- she's a total chaos magnet.

by RD VLVT July 11, 2011

dyke magnet

A hairstyle or form of fashion that attracts lesbians.

Lisa, your new short hairdo is a dyke magnet.

by Junior1010 February 6, 2014

hand magnets

Another term to describe breasts.

It's not my fault officer, she had a strong pair of hand magnets.

by Speck747 November 11, 2015

Midnight Magnetism

When you are euphorically slumbering and the magnetism between you and partner surpasses consciousness... you each awaken pleasurably finding yourselves passionately ready for sex.

I love the raw midnight magnetism that I felt for you last night.

by Amphibious Goddess December 21, 2016

fudge mallet

The act of defecating into a sock and utilising said tool as a weapon.

Sweet mother of Jesus, Sally totally gave me the fudge mallet last night!

by Bawbag Johnson June 15, 2018

junk mallet

The act of injuring your genitals in order to avoid fucking an ugly person

I had to pull out the junk mallet before I took that butter face back to my house .

by Caulkknocker March 7, 2019

Psycho magnet

A nice person whose niceness is often taken advantage of and who inadvertently is “befriended” by psychos and social leeches where they know it or not.

Damn, John is such a nice guy, is just a shame that he’s a psycho magnet. These leeches are bleeding him dry, and I don’t think he even knows it.

by Jmoneyfresh86 February 8, 2021