When you arrive home at sunday night and stress about the things you have to do for tomorrow such as an exam you had to learn for wich you didn't do earlier, because either your friends called you or there was an awesome party.
You're so tired that you fall asleep, and wake up seeing it's 7:00am. Assuming that you can sleep a little bit longer, you turn your alarm off.
You wake up slowly, you open your eyes slowly really slowly when you see the number 1 your eyes suddenly snap open! It's 1:00pm!! you screwed up.
You rush down to the bathroom, you have no time to shower but to wash your face, you probably leave without brushing your teeth and forgot your school I.D card at home. You arrive at school, man what a monday fail.
You're so tired that you fall asleep, and wake up seeing it's 7:00am. Assuming that you can sleep a little bit longer, you turn your alarm off.
You wake up slowly, you open your eyes slowly really slowly when you see the number 1 your eyes suddenly snap open! It's 1:00pm!! you screwed up.
You rush down to the bathroom, you have no time to shower but to wash your face, you probably leave without brushing your teeth and forgot your school I.D card at home. You arrive at school, man what a monday fail.
Lindsay: What's up with Josh, he smells and has a bad breath.. he doesn't look so well.
Ray: Obvious monday fail is obvious.
Ray: Obvious monday fail is obvious.
by Sachimaru! December 14, 2009
Get the Monday failmug. Person 1: I’m bored there’s nothing to watch.
Person 2: You shouldn’t be bored, that bitch ass nigga named Chris was supposed to drop on AMP Monday.
Person 2: You shouldn’t be bored, that bitch ass nigga named Chris was supposed to drop on AMP Monday.
by YRGonTop December 8, 2020
Get the Amp Mondaymug. Coincidentally, every diet seems to, "start on monday". From the Atkins diet to the Sugar Buster. The Monday Diet is home to many many different diets that are have been thrown on the "back burner" by overweight, lazy individuals. In addition, this diet typically lasts 1-3 days.
"Hey Phil, you know man I really don't think you should be eating a second Big Mac, those things are packed with the cals buddy."
"It's ok man, my diet starts monday, I gotta enjoy myself over the weekend"
"Ahh the Monday Diet, gotcha"
"It's ok man, my diet starts monday, I gotta enjoy myself over the weekend"
"Ahh the Monday Diet, gotcha"
by Tribulus July 5, 2009
Get the The Monday Dietmug. the monday after thanksgiving weekend when all businesses are open and people start buying from these businesses and shipping their purchases from black friday and the weekend for family and friends. The beginning of the busy season for the shipping industry.
after the four day thanksgiving weekend I sent out all the shit I bought after thanksgiving to the relatives on black monday.
by disgruntled box processor November 21, 2009
Get the black mondaymug. the monday after Homecoming weekend, where everyone hears the stories of what happened at the party, and all of the people who hooked up are UBER awkward around each other/ avoidant. my personal favorite day of the year.
by DemiVikiC January 5, 2009
Get the Awkward Mondaymug. A weekly celebration, every monday, where cishet people are celebrated for their continuation of the human species.
by Raphaeltael September 2, 2022
Get the cishet mondaymug. by jdark November 7, 2011
Get the Tie Mondaymug.