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Forced Mechanic

Someone who’s a mechanic but collects action figures
The Great Neil Thomas once said, Jerry you are a forced mechanic
by RoboCop210 January 12, 2024
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mechanic hammock

Mechanic hammock is the act of opening your car door and propping your feet up on said door while sitting leaned back in the seat
by Texas_Son-1836 November 13, 2021
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cyber mechanic

Some who repairs and improves websites
Dude, your website is crap. You need a cyber mechanic.
by identitycred September 16, 2009
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mechanics band aid

A Home made band aid made of electrical tape and paper towels
I needed a bandaid so I made a mechanics band aid, made of electrical tape and a paper towel
by 1937265285 October 30, 2017
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Fanny mechanic

Slang name for a gynocologst
"I've just dropped my Mrs off at the Fanny mechanic for her check up"
by Obesio mourinio July 4, 2016
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Mechanical Chris

When you pin a person down into the doggy style position, spread their anus out with metal clamps, rub butter on their asshole walls as you pour hydrochloric acid and take a sandpaper dildo wrapped in barbed wire and go to town on them.
“Timmy, I swear to god if you don’t clean up your room I will give you a mechanical chris”
by MechanicalChrisLover May 25, 2024
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