legally butterfingered

Someone who is always dropping things even when taking intense care not to.

Dam Pea Jay is deadass legally butterfingered

by Pea Jay November 17, 2016

legal suicide

When a lawyer or a legal group make a decision that make no sense legally and they are going to be crushed hard in court

Joe had permit for is service dog to be in a restaurant he got kicked out and the legal rep of the restaurant chain said he don't accept the state permit the legal rep just. Committed a legal suicide he's gonna be. Butchered in court wt a dumb ass

by Joe the pro January 28, 2017

legally bald

A person is Legally Bald when despite the fact that they have hair, on a windy day their comb-over blows counter-comb-over showing their mostly bald head.

Man, that comb-over looks likes like shit. That boy be in denial, if he thinks he ain't Legally Bald.

by FFFRANK BERGER July 19, 2017

Legatron

A crippled person who has his legs replaced with bionic legs.

Joe became Legatron after selling stock and getting his bionic legs.

by Lojob February 7, 2018

legaasi

legaasi stands for kids who sit around all day playing black ops 4, sweating there balls off eatting a bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos yelling threw the mic you f*cken n**ger.

That kids a legaasi.

by legaasi November 19, 2018

legaphobia

a person (male or female) who is completely afraid of there legs or of showing their legs!

Symptoms of legaphobia:
- very tall
- middle eastern
- very smart
- lonely
- hates people with name S at the start

scott: why is moey always wearing pants
ben: its obvious he has legaphobia :0
veeraj: it all makes sense now

by Scoot and benJAMIN July 26, 2020

Legally Obligated

A phrase jokingly said when something is done so often, it has to be a law.

If someone says "Red Robin," you are legally obligated to say "Yum" immediately afterward.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 2, 2020