litty legs

the most diesel fucking legs out there. This guy's hamstrings, I swear to God, stick out 5 feet. Litty has to walk through doors sideways because his god damn legs just don't fit. I wonder what they're feeding him. Like is it possible to take roids but just for your legs? because I think that's what Litty did. I swear to God.

Damn, man, we're really high up in the air on this plane right now as I can't see any buildings or anything from here; the only thing I can see is litty legs.

by Littykitty5 November 14, 2018

rat legged

Northern English term for when you drink way to much acohol.

"I was bleeding rat legged last night and needed help to the next pub."

by american girl in england February 4, 2010

meme leg

The numbness and tingling sensation you get in your legs from sitting on the toilet to long looking at memes.

"Why are you walking funny?"
"Oh I have meme leg again."

by 50/50 Thor March 12, 2017

luigi legs

An intense restless leg state of being; an inability to keep from jiggling or moving your legs in an animated and excited way, whether seated, standing or in motion.

Did he just have a quad-capp. or red bull? He is moving around like he has luigi legs or something.

by iwillthinkofthislater November 21, 2013

Snail Legs

When you fuck so hard you begin to lose feeling in your legs and other extremities.

"dude, last night I got such bad snail legs, I fell down an entire flight of stairs while leaving her apartment."

by Garold Wilson "Gary" Snail Jr. December 10, 2017

DUI Legs

The strong legs one creates after the period of license suspension of a DUI/DUI/OWI.

Kenny rides his bike 30 miles a day to and from work. He's built up some DUI legs.

by rogerlevelle November 25, 2009

Yak Legs

A person, usually a guy, who has insanely thick, dark, coarse body hair. Particularly on the legs. Sometimes a person whose nickname is yak legs runs track in high school and must wear long shorts or pants to cover up his scary legs. He also thinks that he is a star at whatever he does when it comes to activities in which shirts are optional, but everyone else sees through this and is just plain creeped out by it. Usually a small guy with a tough-acting facade. Doesn't know how to take a joke or appreciate true humor. You know who you are!

Look at that kid with yak legs, he needs to shave his entire body....like right now!

by SJPWNR October 26, 2013