she is the reason why people hate their lives. she is rude inconsiderate and selfish. most importantly she is a hypocrite. she will always try and bring you down emotionally. she will make you doubt yourself in your looks and personality. she is one of the worst people to be around. she is a major pick me girl for sure.
by timmy_lover November 21, 2021
Get the Kelsey mug.A Kelsey is the best friend you could ask for. Loyal to a fault, great music taste, and an exceptional baker. She is wickedly smart, and lives to tell jokes. A Kelsey is strong physically and emotionally. She likes people to feel special and she likes to feel special too, even though she’ll brush things off and say that she doesn’t. She avoids conflict at all cost, but definitely has a mind of her own, and doesn’t have time for stupidity. She’s too busy studying and petting dogs.
by olives&pickles November 21, 2021
Get the Kelsey mug.A woman, typically a white woman, that hates all men and tries to falsely accuse them of rape all the time. They hate men because they have never been approached by one. Most of the men they accuse the most of are black because 1). they desire them the most and 2). the black community has naturally higher crime rates, so it is easier to falsely accuse them and get the outcome they want. Unironically, sexual harassment and assault crimes are actually led demographically by white men, not black men. Kelseys are typically physically very unattractive, having noticeable imperfections in their faces like a large chin, wide cheekbones, or extra face skin, which is ultimately the reason for their disposition.
Malik St. Hilaire's college football career was derailed after he was accused of rape by Nikki Yovino. - Title of Youtube video
Nikki Yovito is a Kelsey, the excessively wide cheekbones, bitchy face, almost tells the story before you read it
Nikki Yovito is a Kelsey, the excessively wide cheekbones, bitchy face, almost tells the story before you read it
by Hamburger harold November 9, 2021
Get the Kelsey mug.A smart well rounded girl, typically with hazel eyes. Often drinking and being drunk. Has an internet addiction and is often very skinny. Hypochondriac, and drama queen.
by Stacey Cockwarmer November 13, 2021
Get the Kelsey mug.by Vinntom October 2, 2021
Get the kelsey glander mug.Kelsey is the type of girl to go back to her ex. She will lead you on to then leave you for another relationship that honestly sucked. She’s a blonde and can’t dress for shit. Kelsey can be very nice and sweet when you meet her but when then can be a real cold hearted bitch.
Person 1: Did you see Kelsey post Calvin
Person 2: Yea, wasn’t she just dating somebody else the other day
Person 2: Yea, wasn’t she just dating somebody else the other day
by Ya moms boyfriend October 10, 2021
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I know you were just going the loo but I could tell she was on her period so had to do a dirty Kelsey. Don't worry she didn't know it wasn't you.
by Mush1234 October 28, 2021
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