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This woman is the 44 year old mom of 3 with a bob cut that is popular amongst all the managers of the stores she’s walked in. Is sure to get you in trouble if you do not give her your 110% effort while serving her as if you are her slave. STAY AWAY.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Karen took the kids and wants to speak to your manager too.
Karen by i define things November 16, 2019
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She is unreliable when she’s shopping (mostly Black Friday shopping) and will make up excuses to get the manager in her presence, she is mean, rude, and most importantly NOT smart, she is a Facebook mom and lets their kids listen to kids bop, she is especially excellent in getting the manager to speak to her and her kids hate her.
Karen would like to speak to the manager for the 10th time this week... we can’t control this.
Karen by egirlsnack November 18, 2019
That one lady at the store that looks like shes about to throw Twinkies at you for taking that one thing she wanted on black Friday
Person: man i really like this box of Twinkies, ill buy it as a consumer of this store.
Karen: *snags Twinkies* MY SON WANTS THIS SO NOW ITS MINE FELLOW PIECE OF SHIT
Karen by Eyad, the weird kid December 2, 2019
Karen is a mom in her 40s, usually has a short bob cut.. dark brown hair. Drives a minivan, has 5 kids. Emma, Halleigh, Karmen, Samantha, and Braedon. DO. NOT. I REPEAT, DO NOT GET HER ORDER WRONG! She will ask for the manager, and try to get you fired!
Person 1: Oh crap, Karen's coming, take cover!!
Person 2: HIDE!!! I may have gotten her order wrong!
Practically a snitch but in boomer generation and always asks if her salad is vegan,also if you let your kids listen to kidz-bop.
Karen: "May I speak with the manager?"

Manager: "I am the manager"

Karen: "Well I asked for a VEGAN dressing and this is NOT vegan!"

Manager: "Mam-"
Karen"Go get me some vegan dressing before I yelp this place a bad review
Karen by My Dirty Definitions March 21, 2020
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Middle aged white woman

Bob cut
Has 3 kids
Drives a Volvo
Is currently speaking to the manager
“Has anyone seen Karen around here?“
“I think she’s at Tommy’s soccer practice”
Karen by Let’s goooo March 31, 2020