by redled69 August 11, 2023
If your name is Jonah and you're a girl. You are so lucky and blessed. You make all the right decisions. Jonah is genius literally. Everyone be like Jonah! God is smiling down on you. Jonah is strong and smart. Jonah is perfect! Jonah is the law!
by Kingdom Jesus Christ with tits May 9, 2022
by Not reliable January 10, 2022
a closeted gay guy who whenever he tries to get a girfriend, turns them gay. (factual). he has good style i guess but will not hesitate to make fun of you for anything
by riskybusiness69 January 4, 2023
by BigBoobieLover39 September 14, 2022
ginger AF and ignores you usually when you first see them. especially is there was beef before. jonah’s tend to be good at math and play sports they literally hate. (SPEEDOS) also has no eyebrows but pretty chill sometimes and has an odd friend group.
girl1 - “hey look there’s jonah, im pretty sure he’s good at math”
girl2 - “oh is he asian?”
girl1 - “nah he’s gotta be irish he’s ginger”
girl2 - “oh is he asian?”
girl1 - “nah he’s gotta be irish he’s ginger”
by daddybella02 February 15, 2022