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Jonah

The best, silliest guy ever!! best person 2 play regretevator, RMA, and cof with!!!! he's david irl i dont care what anyone says!!1

on a more serious note, Jonah you're truly amazing, i would do anything for you and you're honestly the reason i want to wake up in the morning. I hope you get everything you want in life, if you ever decide you want to let me go id still be happy, because i got to know you in the first place. You and florence are genuinely the light of my life and you two never fail to make me smile or laugh. I love you both, so much. and i love you jonah, never let anyone make you feel like youre unworthy because you arent.

and of course, as a The Outsiders fan,
Stay gold, Jonah.
by simonzluv March 10, 2024
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Jonah

A man that has a massive bunda (ASS)! A Jonah usually is a ass merchant and loves to shake it on people.
Man that boys ass is so big! He's a Jonah!
by NevenMinard October 11, 2022
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Jonah is the loudest person you'll ever meet. When you go up to him, he'll yell "Hi _____!" His voice is extremely high but he's a good person. When you find a Jonah, never let go of him because he'll brighten your day and always find a way to make you laugh.
Kayden: have you seen jonah
(high pitched sounds and laughs come from the bathroom)

Landon: found him.. *laughs*
by anonymous February 16, 2024
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That's Jonah
by Jaatoff January 31, 2020
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Dirty Jonah

Putting your whole head into another man’s asshole while stroking his cock with your feet
Me and Brett did a dirty Jonah the other day
by Youngmoneylove April 23, 2024
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jonah mcfarland

Someone who is an absolute no fly zone. Nothing gets past this man. If its obvious hes gonna let you know. He is the iron fist and he likes to put the fist down.
Class: "Awww the 6 year old knows her birthday!"
Jonah Mcfarland: "Thats kind of a layup everyone knows their birthday."
by cjm01928347 May 4, 2023
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If your name is Jonah and you're a girl. You are so lucky and blessed. You make all the right decisions. Jonah is genius literally. Everyone be like Jonah! God is smiling down on you. Jonah is strong and smart. Jonah is perfect! Jonah is the law!
I am in love with Jonah.

Get you a Jonah and keep her.
Give her everything she wants and needs!
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