Jedi

A beautiful cat who loves his mum and snuggles up with everybody around him

Aww Jedi your so cute.

by Saturn Playz March 29, 2020

Bug eye Jedi

Mixed drink with vodka/tequila, white claw and cranberry juice with cherries.

I’d like to order two Bug Eye Jedi’s please

by Droville April 23, 2020

Master Jedi

A older Religious gentleman left alone with a young child with no supervision

“Are you raping me master Jedi”

“My master asked me to grab his saber through His robe, the hilt was a bit wet and squishy”

by Anikin thytoucher August 5, 2020

Mexican Jedi Shit

Some extremely crazy or weird shit

My dad got involved in some Mexican Jedi shit after his phone became useless and he was looking for some ways to fix it

by YuOfTheNight August 29, 2020

Jedi wheelbarrow

The act of using a lightsaber as a strapon while in wheelbarrow position

Girlfriend,I just Jedi wheelbarrowed that transvestie last week!

by Whhhhhhh September 12, 2020

Crazy Jedi

Where a man gets a toy lightsabre and tries to stab your ballsack while yelling "I HAVE THE FORCE!!!!!"

Stop giving me Crazy Jedis

by Poopslinger19998 October 4, 2011

The Jedi Fallen Order Disaster

One faithful night, a young kid from New Jersey named Chris Dorner was playing Jedi Fallen Order. All was going well until he got to the last level of the game. He was fighting the Second Sister when he started to get a little angry. He started yelling and screaming and said "FUCK THIS BITCH!!!!!" to a bunch of pixels that were kicking his ass. Papa Dorner came in and said, "CHRIS!" and there was the sound of Chris disconnecting from the discord call. It was a sight to bold and Chris Dorner is a bitch.

Hey Chris Dorner you remember The Jedi Fallen Order Disaster?

by Chris Dorner Bitch March 4, 2023