jedi

a legendary fuckface addicted to meth and crack who loves to eat ass and drink cum

damn you are really a jedi huh

by micheal cheese January 20, 2021

Jedied

To squeeze your penis past hemorrhoids. Is a difficult task to do without pain, hence, you need a Jedi.

Jarrod jedied Paul.

by Theurbansnog March 9, 2021

Chris Jedi

Chris Jedi is the same Inna d’ La ghetto Daddy Yankee/ cartel Récords top chief promotor

Chris Jedi is the Ingrid d’ la ghetto

by BravofuegoQueenboss November 19, 2023

Jedi Mind Click

Buying something online that you can't, or don't want to explain.

I didn't mean to buy all that porn. Someone must have performed a Jedi mind click on me.

by RenGVL December 28, 2014

Jedi-flip

In skateboarding, an anti-Casper (nollie Casper flip) pressure flip. While rolling nollie the board does an Casper flip with out popping (pressure flip) nor feet touching the ground

Johnny was the first kid I ever saw do a jedi-flip, that shit was dope!

by Ismz December 3, 2020

E-jedi

A super cool electronic jedi

E-jedis fuck

by DogsArentReal March 5, 2022

Jedi Jesus

Luke Skywalker was one of the best and gifted of all Jedi Knights. As the only son, of "The Chosen One", Anakin Skywalker, who became Darth Vader, he was literally the Resurrection and "Second Coming of the Jedi. He was the founder of the New Jedi Order, thus, becoming the first Jedi Grand Master since Yoda. Since he did all of these remarkable things, he is known in the Star Wars geek community as Jedi Jesus.

Rey:"You knew Luke Skywalker?!"

Han Solo: "Yep" Jedi Jesus was a good friend of mine."

by D-Big April 7, 2017