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Mexican Jedi Shit

My dad got involved in some Mexican Jedi shit after his phone became useless and he was looking for some ways to fix it
by YuOfTheNight August 29, 2020
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Jedi wheelbarrow

The act of using a lightsaber as a strapon while in wheelbarrow position
Girlfriend,I just Jedi wheelbarrowed that transvestie last week!
by Whhhhhhh September 12, 2020
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Jedi Jesus

Luke Skywalker was one of the best and gifted of all Jedi Knights. As the only son, of "The Chosen One", Anakin Skywalker, who became Darth Vader, he was literally the Resurrection and "Second Coming of the Jedi. He was the founder of the New Jedi Order, thus, becoming the first Jedi Grand Master since Yoda. Since he did all of these remarkable things, he is known in the Star Wars geek community as Jedi Jesus.
Rey:"You knew Luke Skywalker?!"

Han Solo: "Yep" Jedi Jesus was a good friend of mine."
by D-Big April 7, 2017
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Jedi time travel

When you take pcp, acid and heroine at the same time
Hi Janine it's eric haha gotchu with the Jedi time travel
by Ericsosexy September 21, 2017
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Jedi Jello

Angel mouth ate my jedi jello now she feels the burn
by Jedi Jed February 17, 2017
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Urban Jedi

People of different professions, cultures and religions, but those who have one thing in common – all of them are Urban Jedi, keepers of the world peace. Their credo is to live a full life, not to waste a minute of a precious time that could be spent on something important and never stop the way of a self-development
All of them are Urban Jedi, keepers of the world peace.
by michaelzoya February 8, 2017
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Crazy Jedi

Where a man gets a toy lightsabre and tries to stab your ballsack while yelling "I HAVE THE FORCE!!!!!"
Stop giving me Crazy Jedis
by Poopslinger19998 October 4, 2011
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