Jacob

someone who you would regreat losing
they may not be your prince charming on the outside but they are on the inside.
has anger issues but can be super sweet,
once you get to know them you wont ever forget
person: hes ugly
me: no hes not the knight in shining armor but hes my jacob
by Hanna the llama April 18, 2018
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Jacob

That fucking big ass whore who can jump like a real kangaroo. Sometimes his hair is an actual bird's nest. He believes that he is rich but when you see it from you pov, you realize he's just a showoff who has nothing better to do. He can also do the "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and toes" dance fairly and decently well. He is the fakest ass bitch you will ever meet. One second he will talk to your face, but then the next he will say something completely different to other people behind your back. The amount of times he calls you an asshole behind your back is too many to count. He will pretend to be nice to you when it's your birthday, but right when the clock hits 12:00 am the next day, he starts up again.
"This girl ______ is such an asshole, I would never choose her over you."
"ok Jacob"
by PAMELA WOOTEN June 25, 2020
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Jacob

a nice guy who will steel all of the girls hearts. hes funny, sweet and has amazing hair!! if you look into his eyes you will never look away! he flirts whith every girl in the school. he's a heartbreaker. he chooses one girl to love and sticks whith her. i got lost in him myself.
Jacob:Hi serina
serina:Hey jacob!!!
by secretsinthesnow February 5, 2019
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Jacob

he's gay
some dude: dude, look at that jacob over there! hes so gay
by GamerGirl4750 June 17, 2018
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Jacob

Jacob's are little bitches. They always complain, there sad, because they are so damn lonely. Jacob's insult other people to bring themselves joy.
Damn that dude is a little complaining bitch, yeah that's a classic jacob right there.
by Zztopzipper October 21, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob is a very, very annoying person. He is a major douche bag, and no one likes him. Everyone hates him literally. He yells too much. He gets in trouble a lot. Why is he even alive?
Hey, you Jacob, kill yourself.
by Wanna one April 19, 2018
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Jacob

Jacob is a gigantic self-loving jerk with the mentality of a two-year old. He will go out of his way to be a jerk to anyone who doesn't agree with him. He tries to act cool in front of his friends but it never works. He get very embarrassed if anyone sees him with his family. If you know a guy named Jacob he's probably a dick.
Jacob is a jerk.
Jacob isn't cool.
Jacob is a nerd.
by WeirdoBeardoIsAWeirdo January 28, 2019
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