Bitchest bitch you’ll ever meet. She’s very ReTarTed. Never been to ISS(she’s kinda lame). Her boyfriend broke up with her for her a dresser(Harleigh). She made up Tiny and ReTarTed with me so btfo bitch. She’s honestly a man stealing hoe tho, and will steal a man if she wants. She’s never been on time to a class in her life. She looks really innocent until you realize that’s shes a crazy dirty minded lil thot. BUT when she has a boyfriend she’s “loyal” and will leave a room if another boy is being spoken about cause she knows she’ll f up her relationship. Also...if you date her...DONT shave your head.
Scene 1
Person 1:”Look It’s Jade”
Person:2:”She’s lowkey kinda crazy isn’t she?”
Person 1:”1 yeah definitely”
Scene 2
Person 1:”Wanna See Jeven Nudes”
Jade: “EW, I’m Gonna Start Calling Him Tiny”
Person 1:”Oh My Gosh, That’s Good”
Person 1:”Look It’s Jade”
Person:2:”She’s lowkey kinda crazy isn’t she?”
Person 1:”1 yeah definitely”
Scene 2
Person 1:”Wanna See Jeven Nudes”
Jade: “EW, I’m Gonna Start Calling Him Tiny”
Person 1:”Oh My Gosh, That’s Good”
by daddygotmemoist May 16, 2018
Get the Jademug. Miniature goblin who likes to chase you around. Jade is satan and a disgrace to human kind and if you think otherwise you can eat your whole fucking ass. " and will beat the sh*t out of you if she catches you. "Got to catch em all"
Friend 1: who the fuck is that
Friend 2:it's Satan you uncultured swine
Friend 1: I thought her name was Jade
Friend 2: Yup she is such a Jade
Friend 1: no mames guey
Friend 2:it's Satan you uncultured swine
Friend 1: I thought her name was Jade
Friend 2: Yup she is such a Jade
Friend 1: no mames guey
by Ravenpuffwhisperer March 7, 2019
Get the Jademug. Jade is the type of person to ruin your life. She is pretty and gets every guy but that makes her friends hate her. All of her friends hate her because of this and hopes she dies. Jade is a total bitch and is so petty. Once you become her friend she bully’s you and makes fun of you. She has a resting bitch face and she looks like a clown most of the time. She is somewhat ok at making tik toks and everyone in her life betrays her. She has been heartbroken several times buy her close friends. She catches feelings easily and regrets it. She also dresses like a slut and is FLAT LIKE A PAPER- Elvin
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by Elvin kuru November 2, 2019
Get the Jademug. A very kind and loyal friend, will always tell the truth and a person you don't want to mess with. Wonderful blue eyes and brunette hair. Likes french toast. A person that will always stand behind you no matter what. Couldn't ask for a better friend.
by Whatchutalkingboutwillis22 September 24, 2011
Get the Jademug. Extremely awesome, funny, caring, cool, hip, up to date, funky, snazzy, freaking wicked, sexy, super humorous, amazing singer, stylish, badass, strong, tough, fearless, ultimate fighter, agreeable, glorious, responsible, helpful, courageous, efficient, pleasant, willing, trustworthy, wonderful, jjoyous, discreet, rhetorical, fantastic, punctual, productive, placid, loving, witty, wise, likeable, ambitious, excellent, mature, knowledgeable, stimulating, sensitive.
Jade is just such a Extremely awesome, funny, caring, cool, hip, up to date, funky, snazzy, freaking wicked, sexy, super humorous, amazing singer, stylish, badass, strong, tough, fearless, ultimate fighter, agreeable, glorious, responsible, helpful, courageous, efficient, pleasant, willing, trustworthy, wonderful, jjoyous, discreet, rhetorical, fantastic, punctual, productive, placid, loving, witty, wise, likeable, ambitious, excellent, mature, knowledgeable, stimulating, sensitive guy!
by Poohead11223422 July 24, 2011
Get the Jademug. Jaded is an uber-fast-paced rock song by the band Green Day. In most versions, it is directly preceeded by Brain Stew and the two songs are segued together.
by Fizzler December 12, 2008
Get the jadedmug.