To completely and utterly mess something up beyond recognition, often by overcomplicating it, making it far worse, or ruining it through ineptitude or a misguided attempt at improvement. Implies a catastrophic failure or a situation gone horribly wrong due to one's actions.
Etymology/Background: Thought to have originated from a specific individual named Ivy from the Bloom, known for their uncanny ability to botch tasks, or possibly from a situation where something vital was "strangled" or overtaken, much like ivy can strangle a plant or building.
Etymology/Background: Thought to have originated from a specific individual named Ivy from the Bloom, known for their uncanny ability to botch tasks, or possibly from a situation where something vital was "strangled" or overtaken, much like ivy can strangle a plant or building.
"Dude, I was trying to fix my car's engine, but I think I just Ivy the whole thing. Now it won't even start."
"The project manager completely Ivy’ed the presentation by adding fifty extra slides the night before."
"I tried to cook that new recipe, but I somehow Ivy it so bad it looks like a science experiment."
"Don't let John touch the speaker system; he'll definitely Ivy it."
"The project manager completely Ivy’ed the presentation by adding fifty extra slides the night before."
"I tried to cook that new recipe, but I somehow Ivy it so bad it looks like a science experiment."
"Don't let John touch the speaker system; he'll definitely Ivy it."
by Wadenshade June 7, 2025
Get the Ivymug. Such a pretty, pretty girl. She has these round button like features. She's so sweet and kind. She will always listen, and tries to help. She HATES drama, but finds other people dragging her in. She doesn't deserve that crap. She is fierce but will always give you a hug. Best shoulder to cry on, comfy one if I may add. She is one of the best friends you can have and if you have an Ivy, keep her, just don't take my Ivy.
by moonbatZZ March 16, 2025
Get the Ivymug. by Jdjhddjsis October 15, 2021
Get the ivy my lovemug. by Apemanape September 11, 2022
Get the Ivy Pesonmug. A Little League program teaching both the rules of baseball and fundamental school subjects. Little Ivy League teaches students/players to find the academic side of baseball. After three years of the program’s existence, there is now a waitlist. Teams include the Oxford Commas, Academics, and the Fly Beta Catchers. To quote the CEO of Little Ivy League, “We knew these children would do best learning the aerodynamics of the baseball before just randomly whacking it with a bat. And of course, we encourage our children NEVER to steal bases, but to ‘abscond’ and/or ‘pilfer’”
Mrs. Eloise Falsetto submitted her child into Little Ivy League so he could optimize his down time as a left fielder with a tutor. He is now top of the class, due to all the time properly spent learning since clearly those Little Leaguers can never hit the ball as far out as he was positioned.
by Professor Psuedonym November 14, 2023
Get the Little Ivy Leaguemug. by Footlong1 October 15, 2022
Get the Ivymug. Ivy a girl who can make you horny with just a single glance. when you hear her voice you just fall in love and shes so hard to get over a girl you can love forever and call a queen
BUT THEN U FOUND OUT SHE A HOe
BUT THEN U FOUND OUT SHE A HOe
by Rattrap23 August 12, 2022
Get the Ivymug.