i love you 3000 

if someone tells u that, it means that he TRULY loves u. And that he's a marvel fan

-he sent me : "i love you 3000 <3"
- OMG U LUCKY BITCH

i love you 3000 by justyouraveragemarvelfan May 8, 2022

I love you more than mostest 

It's when you love someone more than they love you even though they used 'mostest'.
In most cases, 'mostest' can't be beaten, but there are always special exceptions, such as 'I love you more than mostest'

P.S - the person reading this is on top

Person 1 : I love you

Person 2 : I love you more

Person 1 : I love you mostest!

Person 2. : *oh damn what do I say I can't accept this because it isn't true!!!* I love you more than mostest.
Person 1 : Shucks, you got me there. I'll have to accept your love then

I love you more than mostest by thewallispainted September 19, 2020

I love you too 

What you retort when someone says or does something mean to you.

Person A: I hate the way you always have to wear those socks! And your ugly-ass nose!
Person B: I love you too.

or

A: *punches B*
B: I love you too. *twich twich*

I love you too by Itachi-San September 27, 2009

I love you but I'm not in love with you 

Definition:

I don't love you.

#1 "You.. You're breaking up with me?"
#2 "I love you but I'm not in love with you."
#1 "Oh, that's OK then."

I love you but I'm not in love with you by Flommus Tin January 1, 2009

i love you more 

when you simply love the person more than they love you.

sean love shannon more.

sean: i love you.
shannon: i love you too.
sean: i love you more.
shannon: i don't think so.
sean: umm...yep..lemme check urban dictionary...yeah, it says i do.

i love you more by Sean Deery December 9, 2008

I Love You Handshake

The way that two people who are obviously in love hold hands. It involves slightly tracing each other's palms and gently scratching the other persons palm, looks a bit like your fingers are doing a sort of jelly fish motion. This is usually accompanied by looking into each others eyes and a stupid smile. Most of the time this handshake is done with your hands in the air as apposed to the side (like in traditional hand holding).

It should be noted that if the two people doing the handshake are not in love it looks quite stupid.

Person 1: So, how are things going with you and that guy?

Person 2: Not well. I saw him doing the I Love You Handshake with another girl.

Person 1: Oh, I'm sorry. They must be in love.

I Love You Handshake by Captain Snazzy February 17, 2010

I love you too 

The person doesn't actually love you back, they are just extremely horny and they want to fuck your brains out.

you: "I love you"

Partner: "Yeah..I..I love you too"

*stares at you with that face they always do when they are horny*

I love you too by \/\/\/\/\/ May 6, 2014