Travis , "Did you see that bad ass cooter hickey that Karey left on the Aaron's neck last night???"
Cinnamon, "That bitch is a rockstar"
Cinnamon, "That bitch is a rockstar"
by ShanTe From the band Dirtbox October 04, 2021
The song you sing during a good blowjob that makes the position a lot easier. Pedophiles and sex education teachers used to sing it to harass children. Now partners do it to play. It's easily mistaken for Hickey Picky, but that's a whole nother song.
(To start, we go back years apart to 1958. Mommy is teaching her new children how to cooperate.)
Miss Bitch: Alright, come out, out of timeout. It's playtime now, Richard!
Richard: But weren't we supposed to make a toast to sing my song, Bitchard?
Miss Bitch: That is absolutely, quite enthusiastically, right, son! Come, let's get it started so we can both enjoy what is for fun.
You put your mouth right in
You put your mouth right out
You put your mouth right in
And you suck it all about
You do the Hickey Dickey and you bite his fuckin' dick
That's how you lick and stick!
Miss Bitch: Alright, come out, out of timeout. It's playtime now, Richard!
Richard: But weren't we supposed to make a toast to sing my song, Bitchard?
Miss Bitch: That is absolutely, quite enthusiastically, right, son! Come, let's get it started so we can both enjoy what is for fun.
You put your mouth right in
You put your mouth right out
You put your mouth right in
And you suck it all about
You do the Hickey Dickey and you bite his fuckin' dick
That's how you lick and stick!
by ManiacBrainiac7500 November 12, 2020
The song you sing during a good blowjob that makes the position a lot easier. Pedophiles and sex education teachers used to sing it to harass children. Now partners do it to play. It's easily mistaken for Hickey Picky, but that's a whole nother song.
(To start, we go back years apart to 1958. Mommy is teaching her new children how to cooperate.)
Miss Bitch: Alright, come out, out of timeout. It's playtime now, Richard!
Richard: But weren't we supposed to make a toast to sing my song, Bitchard?
Miss Bitch: That is absolutely, quite enthusiastically, right, son! Come, let's get it started so we can both enjoy what is for fun.
You put your mouth right in
You put your mouth right out
You put your mouth right in
And you suck it all about
You do the Hickey Dickey and you bite his fuckin' dick
That's how you lick and stick!
Miss Bitch: Alright, come out, out of timeout. It's playtime now, Richard!
Richard: But weren't we supposed to make a toast to sing my song, Bitchard?
Miss Bitch: That is absolutely, quite enthusiastically, right, son! Come, let's get it started so we can both enjoy what is for fun.
You put your mouth right in
You put your mouth right out
You put your mouth right in
And you suck it all about
You do the Hickey Dickey and you bite his fuckin' dick
That's how you lick and stick!
by ManiacBrainiac7500 November 12, 2020
by yellowleaf April 26, 2012
When someone posts something within social media to 'mark' their partner/territory, either directly or in response to a reference to or by said partner.
1. Jane (checking in via Facebook): Having a wonderful dinner with my man, Dick.
Jane is giving Dick an Internet Hickey through this action
2. In a thread:
Tom: We should go to the strip club tonight!
Dick: Absolutely...I'm in!
Jane: Dick, why would you want to do that with me at home?
Jane is also giving Dick an Internet Hickey through this action
Jane is all about Internet Hickeys...
Jane is giving Dick an Internet Hickey through this action
2. In a thread:
Tom: We should go to the strip club tonight!
Dick: Absolutely...I'm in!
Jane: Dick, why would you want to do that with me at home?
Jane is also giving Dick an Internet Hickey through this action
Jane is all about Internet Hickeys...
by Nykkolai February 23, 2017
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