Is a joke made from a speech President Obama made about Trayvon Martin who was shot and killed by a neighborhood watch. In the speech Obama read he said "If I had a son, he'd look like Trayvon". The reason this joke arisen is because many people misinterpreted it and thought he said that every black person looked the same.

Another way the joke was made is when someone dies than you'd say this. Because the speech was given when Trayvon was deceased so it was interpenetrated as "If I had a son he'd look dead".
If I had a son he would look like this.
by boondox July 01, 2014
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Eating shampoo spitting it in the homies mouth he piss/poops it out and I give it to ur teacher and say it's chocolate and he/she/apache helicopter eats it and likes it
Man guess what I did
What
I had sexual intercourse with ur mom
Oh dude no way that's awesome

Ikr
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An effective insult. Used when someone says something sophomoric. Made famous by Steve Martin on his "Wild and Crazy Guy" album.
(Audience member): What's your mood watch say?
(Martin): Yeah, I remember when I had my first beer.
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A memorable line said by Peter Gibbons in Office Space. Used as a sarcastic rejoinder to overblown Nazi comparisons, especially comparisons to yellow stars.
"Vaccine passports are literally yellow stars"
"You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear"
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A sentence said when one is acting very immature to the point of extreme annoyance, as in how a young person may act when they have their first alcoholic beverage. Can also be said to somebody who is acting irritatingly foolish when drinking, or to a lightweight at drinking. Taken from a line Will Ferrell says to John C. Reilly in the comedy "Step Brothers".
1. Guy 1: "Dude, that Coors Light is gettin' to me!"

Guy 2: "Yeeeeah, I remember when I had my first beer..."

2. Guy 1: "You're such a butthead."

Guy 2: "Wow. I remember when I had my first beer."
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A circumstance or event which is clearly never ever going to happen
yes I am sure you are correct about ....and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle
by Wiseboy March 21, 2008
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