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Honk

A man playfully squeezes another man's penis outside the pants/shorts.
Johnny gave me a honk while we were standing in the lunch line. I'm about to give Leo a honk when he walks by. I'm about to honk the shit out of Kyle when he walks up.
by Jeffrey_Donger69 June 7, 2024
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Schizophrenic Donkey-Honk

When you have an erotic schizophrenic episode and the pussy's so good that you're moaning donkey noises.
1: Hey bro I had a schizophrenic donkey-honk last night!
2: The fuck did you just say?
by Cruned July 12, 2023
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honk bobos

There were boobs everywhere. All I wanted to do was honk bobos!
by Mattita December 29, 2007
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Honk

Noun - A unit of measurement pertaining to pie and cake, often taken by hand and eaten without utensils. The incremental tipping point when a pie or cake slice becomes too large to be considered a hunk.
I was flagged from the open bar at the wedding, so I grabbed a big ass "honk" of cake and left.
by billebllunt December 8, 2013
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Honk

If someone is chatting 'honk' it means to be waffling or to be talking about something to intimidate the other person, however they clearly aren't intimidated
Boy 1: yeah your trim is tapped bruh get some hair spray

Boy 2:you chattin honk bruh?
by Gangalanga gang October 21, 2020
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Honk chop

the rapping style of a white suburban rapper who does not sound remotely good on the mic (i.e. sounds like a "honk" or "honkey") and merely raps quickly in the style of "chopping"
"Bro, turn off that whack garbage. I don't wanna hear your boy honk chop for 25 minutes on his shitty mixtape that no one likes. Tell him he needs to get a job that pays better than Sunoco." - Derek

"True; my bad. Fuck honk chopping."- Scottie
by JohnnyDuckets September 29, 2015
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Spider Honk

You don't even wanna know what spider honking is
Guy 1: be careful, i think they spider honked your food
Guy 2: what's spider honking?
Guy 1: you don't even wanna know dude
Guy 2: *throws away his food*
by Grouperwooper December 31, 2020
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