honks

something that is obscenely not good; awful content. absolute opposite of slapping or enjoyable. worthless to create.

Banjert: Have you heard the new Uniform LP?

Montressor: Nah I don't even want to. That fool Ben has no riffs and can't write a song to save his life so I KNOW that shit definitely honks. I only listen to song that slap dummy hard.

Banjert: You have a good point, I forgot that he wrote it. His creative output always honks. Lets bump 'DJ Khaled - I'm So Hood (Jamey Jasta Remix)' instead.

by buttfuglybabybitch July 3, 2018

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Honked-up

Honked-up: the feeling of being ready to move, can't stay still, artificially induced excitement. Usually induced by a chemical or someone else's stories...

I drank massive caffeine all morning that by noon I was honked-up, ready to run a marathon. Fortunately it wore off before I got off work.

I listened to those two talk about their journey from Nepal, to the top of Mount Everest and I got honked-up! I was ready to run out the door and do it my own self. Then I remembered I'm poor and only rich people do that so,,,reality.

Honked-up: similar to a car horn in that it mostly just sits there doing nothing but once-in-awhile it has a moment.

I'm honked-up! I'm getting honked-up! She's not going to do that, she's just honked-up. I had big plans but I was just honked-up.

by Storm filled Eyes November 9, 2019

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