Hagging Out

The act of spending time with your close friends, be it swimming, driving or just sitting on your asses. Derived from an incorrect spelling of Hanging out. Usually accompanied by a claw-like gesture to indicate that you do, in fact, mean hagging out.

Hey man, wanna hag out tonight?

We're totally Hagging out! You should join!

I'm so tired of hagging out with him! It's so boring!

by SabbathJustSabbath December 23, 2010

tard hag

A hot to insanely hot chick who literally hangs out with or takes care of retards, so that they scare away all the guys that are chasing after them.

Joe: Crystal is so fucking hot. Why is she always hanging around retards?
Ferguson: She used to be fending off guys left and right, would even get stalked. Now she's a tard hag so they'd leave her alone.

by Floopston March 23, 2012

Hag Doll

An obviously aged woman who dresses age inappropriately, wears too much makeup, but still has some level of sex appeal.

She looks like Barbies great grandmother , what a hag doll. She must shop at Forever 49.

by Emogenome February 15, 2019

rooster hag

a busted street walker.

yo, I got some loose change, let's scoop up a rooster hag.

by bishopballs June 8, 2017

Jack-hag

A Jack-hag is usually any female (especially young adult females) who try to date every Michael Jackson impersonator she sees.

Billie Jean is such a Jack-hag. She hooked up with one MJ impersonator in Las Vegas last week and then she hooked up with another in New York this week. She even has her eye on MJ female drag king! She won't date anyone unless the person looks like Michael Jackson.

by LadyByron68 February 28, 2013

desperate hag

A woman who spends the majority of their day stalking and spreading untrue rumors about another person that's had nothing, and wants nothing, to do with them for an extended length of time. Exampl

That broad who's running that hate page on Instagram is a total Desperate Hag.

by Team Harris April 18, 2015

slutty hag

A older, fat woman who is such a slut that she can not stop wanting to fuck every guy that she sees. She also tends to love watching porn.

Hey did you see Tessa last week, because she was acting like such a slutty hag!

by Stefanie Slut February 24, 2015