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Oak Grove Elementary 

A place where it is easy to get hot ass girlfriends.
im gonna go to oak grove elementary to get me a smokin' hot prom date!

Ghetto Grove 

friend: hey what school do you go to
Me: Ghetto Grove

Hocker Grove MS 

A “school” where children are made into thots and gangster wannabes. This school is known for fights and the time one student threw a flaming ball of hand sanitizer on another
Hocker Student: Bro did you see the fight the other day

Trailridge Student : Didn’t that happen at Hocker Grove MS this week?
Hocker Grove MS by Dabongarfeld November 10, 2018
Dang you are really ian grove
ian grove by Broom33 October 20, 2019

Forest grove high school 

One of the first high schools in Oregon to have over 100 students in the student body program. They have several opportunities for your education. I would recommend that school if you’re around there. They have many clubs to join. Lots of sports such as bowling, football, lacrosse, soccer, cheer, basketball, etc. the teachers their do well with connection and helping students when they need help. Overall it’s a good school, with many opportunities.
Kid 1: where can I find a school with a good education and student body
Kid 2: I would recommend forest grove high school!

Indian Grove Elementary School 

by far one of the worst elementary schools in Illinois.

The cafeteria food tastes like shit. Every thursday or friday they sell dominos pizza and that's still bad.
The lunch ladies are like prison guards. They hate when people talk. If the students talk after lunch is over, they count as high as they can (up to 20) and whatever number they get to, that is how much time you have off of recess.

Now let's get to the recess ladies. These fuckers are like prison guards but strict. You can't climb up slides, you can't go in the courtyards, and there is a ditch by the playground as well. They don't allow you to go in there unless you need to get a ball that went inside there. And if you guessed it right, they are like the lunch ladies. they do the same counting but instead of quiet lunch, it goes to time off of recess.

And now let's get to the teachers. The teachers make this place such a shithole. They have signs on their doors saying "bullying is never okay." People get teased and bullied in that elementary school almost every day by other students. These teachers take tattling above the line. They don't even care about anything if they are teachers from the 2nd-5th grade or the social worker.
???: Hey do you want to know why Indian Grove Elementary School sucks?

Student: Johnny slapped me on the face
Teacher: That's tattling

Student: Marcus threatened to kill me on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling

Student: Pamela pulled my hair on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling

Student: Albert called me a faggot.
Teacher: That's tattling and you earned yourself a trip to the principal's office for inappropriate language.

Student: *goes up to social worker*
Social Worker: what?
Student: Joseph keeps calling me a lardass.
Social Worker: that's tattling and I'm writing you up for innapropriate language.