The act of grabbing both of someone's nipples and/or the fat surrounding them, and hoisting them aloft by them. Depending on the weight of the person being Griffin Jibbed it will usually take a lot of strength to accomplish this task.
Guy 1- Why weren't you here yesterday?
Guy 2- I had to go to the emergency room because I got Griffin Jibbed.
Guy 1- I'm so glad I'm not you.
Guy 2- I had to go to the emergency room because I got Griffin Jibbed.
Guy 1- I'm so glad I'm not you.
by evilcheesemonkey June 19, 2011
Get the Griffin Jibmug. the most beautiful creature to ever walk on earth. He makes breakfast wraps with eggs and goes on runs with bandanas carrying such grace. If you date a griffin, he will make sure you are the happiest and he will do anything to bring a smile on your face. He also has 3 legs.
Brad: yooo whaddup chad
Chad: whaddupp
Brad: HOly shit Watch OUT griffin bader is coming
Chad: wh..What?!?!? hOlY SHIT
*Brad and Chad runs away*
Chad: whaddupp
Brad: HOly shit Watch OUT griffin bader is coming
Chad: wh..What?!?!? hOlY SHIT
*Brad and Chad runs away*
by bbdevilhehe November 22, 2021
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Get the Keyshaun Griffinmug.