Garboned

To be lazy

"Dude lets hit the gym"
"nah man, im too fucking Garboned right now

by mr doumass August 18, 2008

garbo status

the act of packing Copenhagen tobacco in large quantities.

tom- "you still packing lips?"
mike - "yeah, I'm on that Garbo status"

by tobinladen August 19, 2008

gerbaliser

A man that puts a pvc pipe up his ass and puts a gerbal in there to scratch around in his ass..

hey brendan cade is so gay , that i think hes a gerbaliser ai..

by cridz July 17, 2009

geabon

Nerd

Nat is a geabon

by trailer1 August 1, 2009

Geraoplitus

When a Mazda owner mods hes car but it keeps braking before it ever gets any good run in. Derived from the illness Opilitus its a more severe case. No cure has been found yet.

O no hes car has Geroplitus"

O no hes car has "Geraoplitus" its always in the garage half stripped.

by bOrN2pwn August 15, 2014

gebrovah's witness

One who lives by the bro code, and persistently shoves the bro code down people's throats, mainly his/her close friends. Eventually crosses the line of douchebaggery.

One friend was concerned about the other about losing him to his girlfriend. Not expressing much tactfulness, he dropped the phrase "bros before hoes."

The following status was found on said friend's Facebook timeline:
"I respect those who look out for me, but when you shove the bro code down my fucking throat like you're a gebrovah's witness, that's past where I draw the line. "Bros before hoes..." kindly eat a bag of dicks."

by PyGuy March 13, 2014

Garbo

A person who is camera shy.

My kids hate to have their pictures taken so much, when I take out my phone to check email, the little Garbos vanish.

by MF22 November 28, 2015