by TheRuralEncyclopedia! May 29, 2024
Friend- dude can't be at practice today, my groin really hurts
Friend 2- what did you and Alex do last night ?
Friend- Let's just say the sperm has fertilized, I repeat the sperm has fertilized
Friend 2- awe you god damn Freshman Impregnater
Friend 2- what did you and Alex do last night ?
Friend- Let's just say the sperm has fertilized, I repeat the sperm has fertilized
Friend 2- awe you god damn Freshman Impregnater
by Fuck you mikey February 01, 2017
Every year on April 14th seniors and juniors usually have a skip day well this time Freshman joins them.
by Yourmom2008 April 13, 2023
A word for the sickness that spreads around for the first few months of a semester, caused by freshmen being taken from their isolated social-bubbles and being moved into dorms to live on top of each other.
A: “Aw man, I just moved into the dorms and now my neighbors and my roommate are all sick!”
B: “Sounds like the Freshman Flu’s going around again, better to just accept your fate.”
B: “Sounds like the Freshman Flu’s going around again, better to just accept your fate.”
by That dude steve November 02, 2022
creepy upperclassmen, usually seniors, who's past times include: drinking beer, hitting on newly 18 year olds, and buying underclassmen alcohol.
person 1: look how pathetic that guy looks buying that freshman a drink
person 2: he's a total freshman fisher. he'll probably fuck her tonight and move on to the next.
person 2: he's a total freshman fisher. he'll probably fuck her tonight and move on to the next.
by ke$hanimal March 31, 2012
A freshman tool is when an upperclassman messes with the same freshman constantly and multiple people mess with him/her too .
by Whydoesnypresencematter August 11, 2017
by Nobodyhbu December 10, 2021