Dirty Pony

Noun. A person who says and does dirty things at night; often including cameras, glitter, poles, other slutty people, or squirrels. If there is more than one DP, they can be numbered in order of dirtiness. Dirty Ponies always fight over the Dirty Pony #1 position.
"Dirty Pony, I can't wait to hose you down." --Lady Gaga

Dirty Pony #2: "Bikini Smackdown, RIGHT NOW for #1!"
Dirty Pony #1: "No thanks, I don't want to embarass you."
by Fro Yo August 18, 2011
Get the Dirty Pony mug.

feeding the pony

placing ones open palm next to the female genetalia, then doing with you fingers what you would do if u were trying to force feed a horse. basically flicking the bean.
chantelle was feeding her pony when jack walked in, and was sick at the sight.
by howie December 01, 2003
Get the feeding the pony mug.

Blood Pony

A really awesome and manly vampire pony. Not gay at all.

They are cute and adorable to draw you in, and then they suck your blood.... and you die by BLOOD PONY!
"Oh look! What a pretty pony! I shall mount this pony! What fun!"

"GNARRLLLL YUMM YUM I AM THE BLOOD PONY SLURRRRPPPP"

.... and you're dead....
by Brinklee January 10, 2011
Get the Blood Pony mug.

smack the pony

a british tv comedy sketch show starring 3 extremely funny women.
rachel - hey dude i watched my smack the pony dvd last night
jenna - dude that show rules
by dothehustle May 17, 2006
Get the smack the pony mug.

Best pony

by DestinyAngel November 29, 2013
Get the Best pony mug.

teaser pony

A teaser pony prevents the mare from damaging a prize stallion. The teaser is led out to the pasture. If the mare is violently unwilling, there’s no danger of injuring a horse whose bloodlines make him valuable breeding stock. If the mare presents, the teaser is led away, and the stud is brought in to mate with the stare. So basically is a "test horse" used to give other male horses boners, and a test bang. It can act as a great insult.
You're such a teaser pony.
by Jeff11002 April 12, 2008
Get the teaser pony mug.

pony pumper

Someone who's job it is to masturbate horses for semen.
Did you hear about Tyler's new job? Yeah I heard he's a pony pumper. Yeah he loves it.
by notazure June 02, 2010
Get the pony pumper mug.