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Senior Sword Fight

The process when two seniors swordfight with their penis
Look at those two bus drivers senior sword fighting in the bathroom
by Mc trippin January 10, 2017
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Portuguese Knife fight

Popularized by “Cage the elephant” in reference to the knife technique women from the Azores learn at a young age said to be able to kill under eight seconds and practiced on pigs.
“Don’t mess with Fatima, she knows how to Portuguese knife fight.”
by Britishbeans October 30, 2020
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Rules of Fight Club

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.
5th RULE: One fight at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.
Example 1)
Joe: Have you Ever heard of fight club?
Ben: Rule #1 Bitch.
Example 2)
Joe: Have you Ever heard of fight club?
Ben: Rule #2 Bitch.
Example 3)
Jack: RULE 3! RULE 3!
Paul: WHAT!? I don't understand you!
Jack: STOP!
Paul: And that is how we learn.
Example 4)
Jacob & Bob: We are gonna kick your ass Ned!
Tyler: RULE 4!
Example 5)
Jim & Robert: Can we fight also?
Tyler: RULE 5!
Example 6)
John: Wanna know how this place isn't like a store?
Sal: How?
John: Rule 6
Example 7)
Caleb: How long do these fights go on for?
Tyler: Rule #7! Does anybody listen to me?!?!
Example 8)
Tyler: Who else's first night is this?
Crowd: Why are you asking?
Tyler: RULE 8! Fuck this I am starting Project: Mayhem!
These are the Rules of Fight Club
by asdfghjkasdfghkj October 27, 2008
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I have not yet begun to fight

One of the earliest recorded instances of talking shit in American history, uttered by the father of shit talking, the legendary John Paul Jones. Would roughly translate to "Nigga I ain't even been tryin" today.
Tyrone you a bitch, I'm up 17-6, check.
I have not yet begun to fight!
by falcon176 June 11, 2008
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Josh Fight

The fight that happened on April 24 2021 in where people named Josh fought it out until only one was standing. Josh Won
Person 1: Did you hear about the Josh fight?
Person 2: Yeah I think Josh won
by Cupofjoe1000 April 24, 2021
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When I see you we goin fight

When u see your bf/gf gonna gonna have sex
Aye be ready bc when I see you we goin fight
by Hdkfbdbd March 26, 2017
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Chatroulette Sword Fight

When two men, both Jerking themselves off, come upon each other on Chatroulette and keep Jerking off.
Buck: Dude, I was Jerking off all last night on Chatroulette, but every dude I came upon never clicked Next and I didn't want to, so we sat there just watching each other beat it.

Spen: Sounds like you were in a major Chatroulette Sword Fight
by BIGSPENT May 10, 2010
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