Flood

When your mutha fucken landlord doesnt listen to your mutha fucken requests about your mutha fucken washing machine being mutha fucken broken and now you got a mutha fucken flood.

My mutha fucken washing machine is broken and my mutha fucken landlord hasn't fixed it and now I have a mutha fucken flood.

by Mutha Fucken Jones April 8, 2021

Fields are flooded

I’m too hungover to take my kid to soccer match this morning

Fortunately it rained all night and fields are flooded because I drank a bit to much last night.

by J. Gallo November 1, 2020

Flood The Gulch

Slang for urination, especially of large volume or into a vagina as a sexual act.

If you’ll excuse me, I have to go flood the gulch.

by Cheeky Boy Lover June 15, 2024

sean flood

An Irish teenager with blue eyes and brown hair. Very handsome and has lots of friends he can be an asshole sometimes but will always help a friend that needs help

Sean flood is handsome

by Yellg March 18, 2018

content flood

Placing so much info onto the internet as to to detour potential stalkers.

I defeated them with a content flood filled with more and more pictures, so they stopped looking for me in real life.

by Johnny Walker Whiskey August 23, 2011

Flooding the gates

When a man accidentally ejaculates into a woman and urinates inside of her to flush it out.

1“How was last night man?”
2“Not good, I came in her so I ended up flooding the gates.”
1“Close one.”

by The Clorax December 23, 2020

Flood

my mom doenst love me flood

my mom dousnt love me flood

by bigmen85 May 10, 2022