filthy michael

The act of plopping a solid turd on ones feet then slapping their genitalia back and forth with their left hand. After smear the little brown eye escapee onto the back of the victims eyes while using your tounge to harden the nips of the victim.

Guy 1: What is on your shoes!!?
Guy 2: Some douche pulled a filthy Michael on me!!! Guy 1: Ah tough nuts.

by Mr. Tuenchi May 13, 2015

A Filthy Ranker

Why, you don't know the Filthy Ranker? She has 4000 other names, too. She is a ghost of the court who will suck you off during trial. This generally concludes in a guilty plea and a guilty please.

"I'm not guilty! I didn't beat that man with a crowbar fourty-three times before biting his feet and dipping them in acid. Acid to take for myself, that is. But it doesn't matter, it didn't happen! It was A Filthy Ranker!"

by MorrowMorrow November 10, 2021

Filthy Dutchman

A hot, bloody shit turd on a plate covered in semen

"This food tastes like shit, I may as well have asked for a Filthy Dutchman" or "I served up a nice hot Filthy Dutchman on their doorstep"

by Iamtheliquor December 28, 2014

filthy haggard

A dirty Sanchez using truffle butter.

Wade gave the skank a filthy Haggard.

by Not Mr. Hat January 14, 2018

Filthy Greco

An individual that agrees to perform any act, knowing full well that the consequences are dangerous or embarrassing. A filthy Greco has zero regret, zero morals, and zero shame.

I hooked up with a girl last week that told me she have herpes, I’m meeting her again tonight.

You’re a filthy Greco!

I know, she tied me to the bed and anally penetrated me

Greco you’re filthy!

by Khaki Dan February 7, 2020

Filthy Animal

The term filthy animal origins from the artist Des Rocs. He refers to his fans/followers as filthy animals, filthy rats or just rats for that matter.

The Filthy Animals can be seen as the Des Rocs fan base.

Rat 1: Filthy Animals have such good taste in music.
Rat 2: ikr!!!

by Hazu January 2, 2023

Filthy sick

cool, tight, the shit, out of control, awesome

Mos Def is FILTHY SICK! Big booties are also Filthy sick!

by ThatDamnBroadNy January 13, 2008