Turning up after 10AM to work.
by AttackPanda July 21, 2022

by aliasgaba June 13, 2019

The most amazing person you will ever meet. The cutest, most adorable sweetest guy in the entire world. He cares about everyone so much, and is the most loving person ever. When you meet him you'll be like "Holy moly donut shop! I wanna marry this man RN!!" He's always making sure you know your worth. The second you meet him you'll immediately start simping. He'll give you so much love, and once you meet him, you will forever be content with life. :)
me: omg Elias Peter Gonzalez is just amazing
Everyone else: Ik, he's literally the best, I'm simping so hard.
Everyone else: Ik, he's literally the best, I'm simping so hard.
by ella.is.cool.999 February 8, 2021

The biggest sociopath you will meet. Manipulative, pretends to be your best friend. Will destroy you. :)
by Olive Bowl April 29, 2020

by swaggydani May 17, 2021

A real «Pikenes Jens». Some say Bård Elias would walk 500 miles, and 500 more just to be the man who wakes up next to you. He once bought a carrot hat, and ever since that day he has been pulling all the chicks. He also has a remarkable mullet.
It is worth mentioning that this man once didn’t have anything to do a late sunday evening… He was Bored Elias.
It is worth mentioning that this man once didn’t have anything to do a late sunday evening… He was Bored Elias.
by Pikenes Jens November 22, 2021
