Rodridgo and Stephanie had the Dunkin Donuts Diarrhea today and they were shitting for 45 minutes straight in the Dunkin Donuts bathrooms and made a huge ass mess all over the toilet with diarrhea all over the bathroom stall. All of the employees had to clean their mess up and Rodridgo and Stephanie went to Walgreens to buy Pepto Bismol because their diarrhea was severe and they both went home smelling like gorilla shit and they had to take 3 hour showers.
by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 25, 2022
When you sit down really quick to take a shit and the seat is up and you don't notice so you plop ass-first into the cold water and you get your dick and nuts all wet. (Not in a good way)
Dave: Bro, you left the fucking seat up.
Jeff: So?
Dave: So I went fucking dunkin dicknuts in that shit, you fucking dickshitter.
Jeff: So?
Dave: So I went fucking dunkin dicknuts in that shit, you fucking dickshitter.
by JefJeffJeffJeffrey Dickshitter February 28, 2017
by Dan Quote June 28, 2018
They call that b**** Dunkin honuts, cuz she's so loose you have to stick a ham in it and pull the bone out just to shim it up a bit.
by I'm more articulate than you January 15, 2024
There go dunkin' honuts, bitch so loose you got to stick a ham in it and pull the bone out, just to shim it up a bit.
by I'm more articulate than you January 15, 2024
Girl 1 " Daddy went dunkin last night! "
Girl 2 "no way! "
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Women "daddy dunk it! "
Man "already on it! "
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Women " DADDY DUNKIN!! "
Girl 2 "no way! "
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Women "daddy dunk it! "
Man "already on it! "
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Women " DADDY DUNKIN!! "
by Dick munch ben November 25, 2018
After Todd’s morning coffee he had to move the Eiffel Tower to the bathroom for a Pumpkin Dunkin Blumpkin.
by ToDDONUTS February 18, 2023