Term used to describe a ponytail worn by a man who has gone totally bald on top but not the sides or back of his head. Usually grown to compensate for the baldness in hopes of still appearing virile to younger women. Similar to the comb over, but less obvious.
Commonly found on guys over 40 that work in comic book stores.
Commonly found on guys over 40 that work in comic book stores.
by Creeping Gibs January 6, 2010
One who would rather be playing halo than having sex with his girlfriend (which is usually lacking anyway).
by Anonymous :O December 18, 2005
1. a person that plays a stringed instrument usually violin, viola, cello, or bass in an orchestra
2. is friends with many other musically inclined people {i.e band geeks or choir queers}
3. almost exclusively dates people mentioned above
4. has a 99% chance of being asian
5. is emotionally attached to their instrument
6. enjoys playing music to an inhuman extent
7. can pick out their instruments part in about any song
8. constantly makes jokes about band and chorus
9. takes pride in being a member of the orchestra (those who take their pride to the extreme call it dorkestra )
10. their talent is almost always underestimated, they are often neglected because of this
11. is considered a pervert when talking about almost any aspect of their instrument
12. is infinately awesome. period.
2. is friends with many other musically inclined people {i.e band geeks or choir queers}
3. almost exclusively dates people mentioned above
4. has a 99% chance of being asian
5. is emotionally attached to their instrument
6. enjoys playing music to an inhuman extent
7. can pick out their instruments part in about any song
8. constantly makes jokes about band and chorus
9. takes pride in being a member of the orchestra (those who take their pride to the extreme call it dorkestra )
10. their talent is almost always underestimated, they are often neglected because of this
11. is considered a pervert when talking about almost any aspect of their instrument
12. is infinately awesome. period.
Bill: that orky dork treats her bass better than her boyfriend!
Me: hey, what up band geeks!?
Friends: you're such an orky dork, laura.
Bob: what are you doing?
Me: fingering a minor.
Bob: what?!
Me: damn! i broke my G string.
Bob:...
Me: it doesn't help that its so hard shifting into fifth position, either.
Bob:...orky dork...
Me: hey, what up band geeks!?
Friends: you're such an orky dork, laura.
Bob: what are you doing?
Me: fingering a minor.
Bob: what?!
Me: damn! i broke my G string.
Bob:...
Me: it doesn't help that its so hard shifting into fifth position, either.
Bob:...orky dork...
by orkydork4life December 7, 2006
Elton John is such a dork snorkler.
by Phartman July 10, 2004
People that play violin, viola, cello, and/or bass in the orchestra or youth symphony. The awesomest people you'll ever meet. We totally beat the band geeks and the choir queers and don't let anyone tell you differently. We're a lot more mature and we don't feel the need to be the center of attention. Orch dorks also have a lot more fun in their own strange and perplexing way which you would only understand if you were an orch dork yourself.
Bob: Let's go hang out with the orch dorks! They always have such a fun time.
Fred: Yeah! Love those guys!
Fred: Yeah! Love those guys!
by Trebletrouble October 3, 2009
by MiszTori March 10, 2006
a section or zone, as of a city or any other compartment of one given area, which you don't want to even have to think about at all, or just otherwise bugs the crap out of you even thinking about.
Fred: oh my god, you take one step inside and this entire place smells like fucking hambuger. i'm never coming to AX again.
Ricky: i know let's get out of the dork sector and do something more constructive like go to in and out or something.
Ricky: i know let's get out of the dork sector and do something more constructive like go to in and out or something.
by Bud Master April 29, 2009