Mary-Kate Diet

regulated selections of intake consisting of cocaine, coffee and cigarettes.

I saw Julio smoking at Starbucks, he's on the Mary-kate diet.

by josh t December 28, 2005

seaweed diet

To smoke copious amounts of marijuana for an extended period of time.

Dude, I'm on the seaweed diet. I see weed and smoke it!

by captain stu July 22, 2010

Twig and Berry Diet

A male's conversion to the homosexual lifestyle.

Steve moved to San Francisco and has been on a steady twig and berry diet ever since.

by hound-diggity April 13, 2009

Butthole baby diet

The giver sprinkles a ramen noodles seasoning packet in the ass of the receiver while the receiver boils the 0 gram transfat noodles in the asshole of the giver. The couple then scissors their buttholes until the noodles and seasoning mix. Then you eat it while watching dumb and dumber 2

Michael gave me the butthole baby diet last night and I am still shitting out seasoning.

by Barneybigdick January 27, 2015

white girl diet

The white girl diet it is when you only drink water and can’t eat any food to lose weight because white girls are self conscious and all think they are ugly and fat

I’m going on the white girl diet

by Kennyhunglow December 13, 2018

mischa barton diet

Snorting a line of cocaine off of a penis before performing oral sex.

Wow, that girl just did the Mischa Barton diet in the back of the club!

by MeSoCorny July 3, 2008

god dethroned

A heavy metal band who, as you can probably guess, Dont like God too well.

misc. albums: Bloody Blashemy, Lair of the white worm.

by David April 16, 2005