David

Gets friend zoned all the time he is a good friend but sometimes acts a little weird but he is awesome caring and supportive

Get yourself a David

by 5442 April 26, 2019

David

A boy who will never be loved by a girl. (Me)

David keeps getting rejected

by HeartBroken4Life May 27, 2019

David

An asshole that likes to steal food from the quiet kid in the corner. But, he is the quiet kid in the corner. He hates himself and everyone hates him. He watches my little ponu to cope with his depression.

Teacher: "goddamnit david! For the last time stop watching my little pony in the fucking classroom!"

by Fuck you David. July 28, 2018

David

some dickhead who pissed me off over and over again. so yeah only david will understand |Basically|

Fuck you david

by penis dumpling May 8, 2019

David

This cunt will eat you out with a spoon and will make you do the dab until you bleed

I will clap you with david

by Thebigboid October 3, 2018

David

David is a very weird guy but he is also a very good friend, if u ask him for stuff he most of the time says yes, he is normally famous when he grows up and hes very strong when he works out david is normally white and he is a very awesome and caring person

David is amazing i will never let him go

by LordOfHell0101 October 16, 2020

David

Fucking Hilarious. So funny. No man is more hilarious David.

Yeah that guy David is fucking hilarious.

by BlackThot11 December 3, 2018